Chapter Twelve

Chapter Twelve

Reign is one hot rare babe and she's delicious and it's as if the stickers are Barbie designs here at home. I really wish Daddy wouldn't come here because he might question my masculinity.
I went back to our room and Reign was still asleep while hugging Barbie.
O__O???
How did he hug Barbie? Well, I just threw away that pest doll last night because Reign was getting in the way. Are you joking while we make love in the middle of us?
he. Wow~
Reign JOURNAL:
Another new morning for Barbie and me. Wow! You thought it was for Reigh and me, right? Not either. Wow! ^__^
What can be good to play with Barbie?
Hmmm...
*Mind *Mind *Mind
Aha! I know! ^__^
"Barbie come to the kitchen? Let's cook."
Correct. ^_^ Because yesterday, Reigh and I went again to the big house that is called a mall... Haaayy, Reigh is really a bigot, should we call the big house that only mine has a lot of 'mall' bed, blanket, pillow, clothes and my food.
But it's just amazing because those people who wear the same color of clothes in that big house, they don't lie on the bed and even more so they don't eat the food, they just rely on it! And every time we approached, they called us 'Ma'am' and 'Sir', but those are not our names. >__<
"Oyy! Reign, what are you doing in the kitchen?"
"I'll just take the leaves Reigh. ^_^"
I don't know what to call them those are leaves, as long as they are leaves, I will name those leaves. Well, I'm not the leafy one anymore HAHA!
But it's serious because Reigh said that people eat those leaves and that they are nutritious. >_< What I saw on TV are the animals that only eat leaves.
I don't know about Reigh, I still plan to feed him animal food. >_< I'm not an animal.
"Vegetable? What are you going to do with it? You're going to cook it right? You don't know how to cook. You don't even know what those vegetables are, do you?"
Reigh says a lot. >_< Barbie has been waiting for me for a while.
"Yes, I don't know, Reigh, but I'm not telling you that I'm going to eat that, right?"
"So what are you going to do with the vegetables?"
He asked me while shouting, because he was on my veranda and he was washing my clothes, his clothes and of course Barbie's clothes too hehe!
"Barbie and I will cook and those leaves will be our re-recipe. ^_^"
"WHAT?!"
And now he is here in front of me. =__= He's really like Flash when he moves, very fast.
"Didn't you hear what I said Reigh? Oh! You still beat Granny."
He gave me a strange expression on his face. Don't tell me you don't know Granny too?
"You don't know Granny?"
He didn't answer me and I just scratched the back of my neck. Reigh is always out of this world.
"He's the one from Looney Tunes! That's Bugs Bunny's Grandma! Don't you know him too? What planet did you live in?"
IMBALANCE! It's really Reigh anyway. >_< Is that why I want to talk to Barbie more than her? At least even though Barbie didn't answer, she was still smiling at me. Is that Reigh? He can talk and answer me but we don't understand each other.
"Hey! You're right Reign, come and help me wash."
He didn't wait for my answer and just dragged me to my veranda. Wow! I don't want to do laundry! Would love to play with Barbie.
"Reigh, you do the laundry. I don't know what to do."
"Don't you know? You won't do laundry anymore. Can't I teach you first so you can help me?"
He answered me sarcastically. It's fine. >_<
"It's a pain in the back to stir up fights."
He added. But I couldn't understand what he was saying because I looked at our washing machine. ^_^ My stickers are also Barbie's washing. It's really cute. ^_^
"Oh, why are you smiling?"
"Because Barbie is cute. ^_^"
"Tss. Think kid. This is what you're going to do Reign."
I just looked at him while he was talking.
DUG.DUG.DUG
This is the strange beating of my heart every time I stare at Reigh. Fast-paced as if there were Kangaroos arguing inside my heart and my fellow horses re-racing, I felt like my heart was about to come out of my chest.
My stomach looks like it's turning into a garden. I also feel like there are many butterflies in my stomach. Isn't it weird? Why do I feel this way? I don't eat flowers to show off butterflies inside my stomach.
*Pok
"Hey! Reign are you listening huh?!"
"I'm Reigh!"
Reigh flicked me on the tip of my nose again. >_< The pain. Maybe later I will look like Rudolf Red Nose Reindeer.
Then I woke up one day and I was at Santa Clause's house with the other Reindeers. Wow! I don't want it! I don't want to be separated from Reigh!
Without Reigh, there is no such thing as Reign. (Q__Q)
"You're not listening anymore."
"I can listen."
"Oh what's wrong I said?"
"Ahh...uhh..."
What did Reigh say? I haven't heard anything yet. (_ _)
"What's up? Don't tell me you're just going to be a-e-i-o-u?"
It's rude to try to be a creature! >_<
"N-no."
"Oh, what did I say?"
"Hmm... w-what..."
"Oh?"
"Just wait. You keep reacting because I can't finish what I'm going to say. >_<"
He didn't answer me but he waited for me to answer and...
"Err --- why do you still have your flipping hand pointed at my nose? >_>"
It's so painful to blink and then he's going to blink me again HOHO! Poor me.
"W-what... let's a-a-b-c. ^__^"
"Reign!"
That's the signal!
Run!!!!!! Reign!
***
After a long time while Reigh and I ran around the house, finally...
Haaa... haaa... haaa...
We both panted to sit in the back of the house where the swimming pool is. I just found out that Reigh is my swimming pool but he doesn't give me a tour here at home. >_<
I was only inside our house and often in the bedroom. Haaayyy... I want to swim in the swimming pool but I don't know how...
*Pluck
"Reign! What is that again?" Hey! I threw a stone at the swimming pool and the stone drowned. ^_^