Chapter 54
"Oh good, you can still walk?"
Damn it!
I can probably still walk because the big 'sitting' didn't let me in. That’s based on Tit’s opinion. Until now I still can't believe what happened.
He leaned over me. I am currently sitting in the high chair here in the kitchen in my house with Doctor Malcolm.
"There's an emergency, he's needed there and that's more important than my pepe! He shouldn't tear me apart before he goes!" I said sadly.
Why are you still in an emergency? It's okay after we do jugjugan, right?
Damn it really!
"Just wait. Remember, everyone who's waiting is having a good time. Read it first so you can go straight to it later!" Tit laughed. I was just stunned by what he said.
"It's really true what you said, it's really big! He inherited it from his Uncle!"
I looked up at him because he wasn't just standing by my side. "Probably Tit, they'll bleed!" I answered.
"I'm just not sure who's bigger, you blocked the view right away so I didn't see!" he said calmly.
My forehead furrowed at what he said. "Because you shouldn't see Tit! Doc's long and big bulge is mine! I'm the only one who should see."
"You're really my heir. It's good to buy something to open!" he said laughing.
"When we had dinner maybe with the Montallions what did you do? So you can't walk properly!"
"Tit!" I shouted. Why is Tit still carrying them ?! It's so embarrassing, later my doc suddenly came and heard it!
"That's right! You should give the first one to the big banana! In your situation, you should give the first one to the seat! You shouldn't just give the first one to the big banana, you can't bleed and tear the wedge. What you have to give your virginity is not only your penis that will be inserted into you but also a ring! "
My eyes widened at what Tit said. Not because he said something nice today and not because he had a point but because it was too vulgar! "Tit ?! You vulgar Tit! The housemates might hear you!"
"Well, that's true! I should have told you that before but you seem to know, it's okay."
"Even if that's true, you still need to say it slowly."
"Why is it wrong, spermcegg? You can't just open the mouth, a lot is left after the jugjugan."
Lintek! It looks like Tit won't stop saying that.
"It's their decision, Tit."
"It's a decision they'll regret if that's not really what they want," she said seriously.
It never crossed my mind to blame doc umbok for giving me my first. If he doesn't marry me and he loves another woman, I still won't regret that he's my first even if that happens.
I chose that decision. I love him and I’m happy to give it to him because I don’t want to forget him.
Every first one stamps, not only in the brain but also in the heart.
Every first we had is unchangeable; it cannot be undone. We're all driven by fear, excitement, curiosity, lust and love that affects the decisions we make in life. Our first decision might be wrong or right, a mistake or not, but to me it's normal.
Not in everything we make the right decision, especially at first.
First experience, love and pain is there to teach us lessons not to chain us from the mistakes we made.
I'm just really lucky because he didn't just put the doc's bulge on me, but also the ring!
The day Tit and I were caught in his office, he was going home to introduce himself to my family.
That should be a surprise, he's with Tit. He didn't know I was in the office so we were caught. Even though Tit saw the doc's bulge, he still didn't stop asking questions even more, increased by what what.
Similar to… something
"Is it always to the end?"
"Where does it go?"
"Is it delicious? Or painful? Or both?"
"Damn! Did you do that?"
"What did Verine do, Tita?" I was slapped on the forehead when I saw Ate chantal, she had just entered the kitchen and she seemed to hear what Tit said.
"It's your brother."
"It's not sitting on a banana! You didn't listen to your teacher when you were kinder so you thought it was sitting, you're really spermcegg!"
"What? What's with the sitting and the banana?" and chantal asked in astonishment.
"That's your brother, ask him, that's what the seat came in! He would have even eaten earlier if I hadn't come to me! Maybe he couldn't breathe because of the size and length!" Tit laughed. I just closed my eyes.
Sister Chantal's eyes widened and her mouth slightly opened as she realized what Tit was saying. "Oh my god! Tita are you talking about Dr. Monteclar's dick ?!"
I let out a harsh breath. I rest my forehead on the cold marble table with my arms stretched beside my head.
"Oh my God! Is that the reason why he's here? Because you blowjob him?"
I quickly raised my head and turned to my sister. "I didn't even lick your head with his bulge! Can I do a blow job ?! If Tit hadn't come, he'd probably been shot!" I said irritably.
Damn it! Why is this what we are talking about? I'm even more irritated because it's the doc's bulge in question!
My forehead furrowed as the two in front of me laughed.
"Oh my God! So you really--" Sister Chantal didn't finish what she was going to say because she laughed again.
"Ugh damn it!" I shouted.
"I can't blame you sis! I mean he's a hot doctor! If he's my obgyne, I will spread my legs wider than I did on my honeymoon!" he said laughing while holding her stomach. Sister Chantal's stomach was round.
But wait! Does my sister crave my doctor with big bulge ?!
"Damn! You're married and have children, sister!" Tit's laughter grew louder.
"I know but he's hot! Just imagine his strong arms wrapped around you and his--"
"Ate!" I shouted to stop what else he was going to say. It just made me laugh.
"Gosh! Don't you know anything about the sex drive of a pregnant woman? Gosh, Verine!" he said laughing.
"Maybe your brother is a doctor for me, to make doc's bulge sad! Did you know that was my doctor before?"
"Really?" Big sister.
"It's over, Verine, the first time I met the doc, he immediately bowed down! Aggressive! Is that probably your sister's inspiration for becoming a doctor!" Tit teased while smiling at me.
Lintek naman! These two are bullying me! It's like my karma is funny about Tit's harotitis!
"Ugh!" I sighed heavily.
"Stop craving my doc umbok! Yes it's long, it's big, it's good, so freaking good!" she laughed again.
"Oh my God! Wait so ... Is he here because you harassed him?"
"Tsk! It's like this spermcegg! I can't do it anymore, I'll be imprisoned for what he did!" Tit said laughing.
"Ha ?! No ah!" my defense.
What do these two say?
"So why is he here?"
"Verine will probably be responsible!" si Tit.
"H-ha ?! What are you talking about? Then why is it the other way around, Tit ?!"
"What's the other way around? Your brain? It's really spermcegg! Were you forced to kneel down? Maybe it's you ..."
"Yes I knelt down! I wanted that but I didn't force him, nothing like that happened!" my defense.
We turned to older brother Drake who had just entered. "Hey, why are you guys here?"
"Nothing, just girls talk." Chantal's sister said that she was obviously holding back the laughter.
"And if we're really only up to here..We won't let our bulge soften...
And if it reaches the pain... Just hold on tight ... Spermcegg will reach the sky."
"Umbok, umbok, umbok ..." tit ha was still dancing and singing.
"I can see the hardness of your bulge in your pants,"
"Hump, hump, hump ..."
"Verine's fan was wet because of the bulge ..."
Lintek! Tit even got to tease me with that! What did he think of that right away ?! Even applied to the tone of the note, it's not pretty! Malaswa! Lintek is really Tit!
I couldn't speak anymore because he came out of the kitchen while singing.
"You know I can't understand why I didn't like that doc!" My two eyebrows met at what Tit said.
"I'm better than you!" He blinked.
"Aray!" I cried when it pinched me because I was laughing.
"Tit, I thought your flirtiritis was okay ?!" I teased.
"Is your illness different now? That's delusional because Tit!" I laughed.
"Bwiset, you're really a spermcegg! You're my heir, but I'm better than you! We chose the same Monteclar to open!" he said laughing.
"Tit!" I laughed.
Damn! Yes what is that ?!
"But it looks like I also like this--"
I stood up in the chair. "Tit don't be greedy! There's Herardio, we're married too so don't do anything!"
"Tsk! You're really aggressive spermcegg! How does doc like that to you?" she bantered.
"Because I'm beautiful Tit! Then healthy!" I promised then grabbed the chest.
"I have you without Tit!" I will be especially angry. I inherited a big breast from my mom.
"Bwiset you spermcegg! I should have asked when the doc asked me for a replacement! I'll allow you to get married but first preview what!" she joked.
"Damn you Tit! Ew! Let's report to Herardio!"
"It looks like that spermcegg is crazy! Of course it's just a joke! Herardio is still there!" he promised.
The two are back together. In the end, they are still real.
"By the way, Malcolm was planning to put your ring inside the apple in case I said you might just swallow it unknowingly because of that in your big mouth so I didn't continue."
"Seriously right with the big Tit!" I laughed.
"So we just thought of your normal marriage offer. It wasn't just your pepe who shivered when doc knelt down!" he said laughing.
"I videotaped that, where is it?" Tit then promised to steal the bag.
I don’t even have to watch the video just to remember that. Less than two weeks ago, everything that happened was still in my head. That was the most embarrassing dinner of my whole life.