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22.

Day 1
Chloe_awesome_scott
Hey Noah, you there?
Day 2
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
Istg, if you are there and not replying then, I am never talking to you again.
Day 3
Chloe_awesome_scott
Fineeeee.
Go frick off!
Day 4
Chloe_awesome_scott
Ugh
You annoying SOB.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
WHY THE HECK DO I FIND MYSELF STARING AT MY PHONE ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT?
WHERE DID YOU EVEN GO?
Day 5
Chloe_awesome_scott
IT’S OFFICIAL. I AM A ZOMBIE.
DO YOU HEAR THAT?
YOUR MATE IS A ZOMBIE!
Day 6
Chloe_awesome_scott
Just reply, you idiot!
I am worried about you!
Day 7
Chloe_awesome_scott
Seriously, it’s been seven days since that cursed party.
Where are you?
:(
Day 8
Chloe_awesome_scott
:(
Day 9
Chloe_awesome_scott
:(
Day 10
Chloe_awesome_scott
:’(
Day 11
Will_the_devil (Will)
Where is Noah?
Cereal_killer (Caleb)
???
Yes_you_suck (Mia)
Excuse me, who are you and who added you?
I_pooped (Sophia)
Oh, hey, asshat.
I_love_my_mommy (Liam)
Will, this is creepy, man. Who added you to this group?
Will_the_devil
I got my specialist hack into it and add me.
I_pooped
Ew. What kind of prince are you?
Will_the_devil
Shut up, you peasant.
What kind of username is that?
But, then, what else could be expected from you…
I_pooped
-_-
FIGHT MEH, ASSHAT!
Yes_you_suck
IS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT’S HAPPENING?
Cereal_killer
WHO THE HECK IS WILL AGAIN?
I_pooped
LMAO. SEE ASHAT, YOU ARE THAT FORGETTABLE.
Will_the_devil
YOU SHOULD COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY PEASANT THAT I DIDN’T GET YOU ARRESTED AFTER THE DRAMA YOU COOKED IN ALICE’S PARTY.
Yes_you_suck
OH, RIGHT. I REMEMBER. SOPHIA WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS.
Cereal_killer
YES, THAT’S RIGHT, SHE SET AN EXAMPLE THAT DAY.
I_love_my_mommy
WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?
I_pooped
NOTHING, LIAM. THIS ALICE GIRL KISSED THIS ASSHAT AND I DEMANDED FOR HIM TO GET HER ARRESTED, AS SOON AS THE MEDIA ARRIVED THERE.
Will_the_devil
YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT!
I_pooped
OH, DIDN’T I? YOU HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, HAVENT YOU?
Yes_you_suck
YES! YOU GOT A GIRL ARRESTED EARLIER BECAUSE SHE KISSED YOU.
I_pooped
AND, YOU WANTED ME TO BE ARRESTED BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO EAT MY SWEET LITTLE FOOD.
Cereal_killer
YES! WHY LEAVE ALICE THEN? WHY NOT ARREST HER?
Will_the_devil
BECAUSE, ALICE IS DIFFERENT.
I_pooped
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Will_the_devil
ALICE IS ROYALTY. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND, PEASANT.
I_pooped
-_-
DON’T TEMPT ME TO KILL YOU FROM BEHIND THIS SCREEN.
Will_the_devil
OH, YEAH? GO AHEAD. I WILL PROBABLY THROW YOU IN THE DUNGEONS IF YOU COME WITHIN TEN FEETS OF ME.
I_pooped
EW. TEN FEETS IS TOO GENEROUS. I DON’T EVEN WANT TO SHARE THE SAME EARTH WITH YOU.
Will_the_devil
RIGHT, PRINCESS.
Cereal_killer
…
Yes_you_suck
…
I_love_my_mommy
…
Will_the_devil
DARN IT!
*PEASANT
I_love_my_mommy
BUT, DUDE, YOU ARE ALREADY EXPOSED.
Will_the_devil
IT WAS AUTOCORRECT, WHAT THE HECK?!
Yes_you_suck
SURE.
Cereal_killer
SURE.
I_love_my_mommy
SURE.
I_pooped
I MEAN, HE IS RIGHT, GUYS. I AM NOT A PRINCESS. I AM A QUEEN.
Will_the_devil
WOW. PEASANTS DREAM BIG.
I_pooped
ONCE AGAIN, THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A PEASANT.
Will_the_devil
WELL…WHO WILL BELIEVE THAT AFTER MEETING YOU?
EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.
I_pooped
YOU TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF, BUDDY?
Cereal_killer
Um…who else feels like they are watching PDA?
I_love_my_mommy
Me!
Yes_you_suck
And me!
I_love_my_mommy
The third wheeling is real, bruh.
Cereal_killer
Ikr. I am the fourth one.
Yes_you_suck
And, me, fifth.
I_pooped
Ew. Shut up, guys, really. I Will disown you all if I ever hear that kind of thing again.
Will_the_devil
Listen to her. For once, she is talking sense.
I_love_my_mommy
Um…why do you want anyway, Will?
Will_the_devil
Noah’s location. Where is he?
Cereal_killer
Dude, really?!
Yes_you_suck
How are we supposed to know that?
Will_the_devil
Liam, I have a hunch that you know something about it.
I_love_my_mommy
Uh, Will, I am his best friend and all, not his PA.
And, if I knew, then, Chloe would have been the first one I would have told it to.
I_pooped
That reminds me, if anyone talks to Noah, tell him I am beating him up!
Yes_you_suck
Yes, I am joining you.
Cereal_killer
Poor Chloe is so sad because of him.
And, I hate seeing her like that.
Will_the_devil
Where is Chloe?
I_pooped
-_-
Why do you care?
Will_the_devil
Nothing.
Just FYI, she shouldn’t get her hopes high about her and Noah’s future.
It Will never happen.
Yes_you_suck
BEACH, WHAT?
Will_the_devil
HUH? WHAT DOES ‘BEACH’ MEAN HERE?
I_love_my_mommy
Nothing, Will, just go. We don’t want an argument here.
Will_the_devil
Well, I was just stating facts. Chloe is a commoner and Noah is a…
Wait, has he ever told you about himself?
I_pooped
NO! AND, WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOU. JUST GET OUTTA HERE.
Will_the_devil
GLADLY.
BUT, JUST KEEP THIS IN MIND, CHLOE AND NOAH ARE IMPOSSIBLE.
I_pooped
NOE4LIFE
Yes_you_suck
YES! NOE4LIFE!
Cereal_killer
ZOE4LIFE!
I_pooped
-_-
I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN, CAL.
Yes_you_suck
YES, SAY THAT AGAIN AND IMMA COME TO YOUR HOUSE THIS MINUTE TO HIT YOU WITH MY BAT.
Cereal_killer
DAMN!
SORRY THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT.
NOE4LIFE!
THERE!
Will_the_devil
WOW! YOU ALL ARE SO WEIRD.
I_pooped
WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF COMMONERS, MR. ASSHAT PRINCE.
Will_the_devil
I DON’T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF HALF OF THE WORDS YOU GUYS USE.
WHAT’S ‘ASSHAT’ AND ‘NOE’ AND ‘ZOE?’
I_pooped
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I_love_my_mommy
TRUST ME, WILL, YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW.
I_pooped
YES, OR YOUR PRINCELY BRAIN MIGHT EXPLODE.
Cereal_killer
TEA.
Yes_you_suck
FR FR.
I_pooped
EW, SHUT UP, GUYS. STOP RUINING TEA.
Will_the_devil
WHERE THE HECK DID ‘TEA’ COME FROM?
I_love_my_mommy
WILL, SERIOUSLY, YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND.
Cereal_killer
YES, THIS IS MILLENIAL CULTURE.
I_pooped
KEEP YOUR EXPENSIVE PRINCELY NOSE OUT OF THIS.
Will_the_devil
FINE, IT’S NOT LIKE I AM INTERESTED.
JUST CONVEY MY WARNING TO CHLOE. POOR GIRL DOESN’T DESERVE HEARTBREAK.
Chloe_awesome_scott
IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
Day 11
Chloe_awesome_scott
So, Will says, we can’t have a future.
Fine, I get it. But, you didn’t have to disappear like that.
You should have told that to my face.
I am a big girl, you know? I can handle shit.
I still don’t know the whole truth about you, and I guess I never Will now.
Because you decided to go MIA on me just like you did to your nation, apparently.
But, whatever, I am not crying.
And, even if I am, I certainly don’t need your shirt to wipe my snot and tears.
Ugh. I am rambling.
See, I don’t know if you Will ever see this.
But, if you do, then, you deserve to know a truth about me too.
I LIKE YOU, NOAH
I LIKE YOU.
YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT! I STILL LIKE YOU, EVEN AFTER I DON’T KNOW WHETHER YOU ARE EVEN ALIVE OR YOU ARE JUST IGNORING ME.
BUT, YEAH…
I AM PATHETIC.
ALSO, BEFORE I GO… YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS TOO.
I AM NEVER TRUSTING A HUMAN AGAIN.
HUMANS ARE EW.
AND, YOU ARE EW.
Day 12
The_real_prince_charming
CHLOE.
I KNOW I AM EW.
BUT, I AM YOUR EW :)
AND, SAVE THOSE TEARS AND SNOT. MY SHIRT IS COMING TO THE RESCUE.
A/N: Calm down, if you are not and give Noah a chance to explain himself. Also, remember, you are seeing everything from Chloe’s pov, vote, and comment if you liked the chapter :)
Also, once again, thank you for nominating my books for TFA 2019. I love you all!