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The_real_prince_charming has joined the chat
Noah’s wifey
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Yes_you_suck
Ah, you can thank me later Chloe.
I brought your boyfriend here.
The_real_prince_charming
Wait a second, I have a “wifey” here?
Also, hello peeps!
I_pooped
Of course, you have a wifey.
Say hi to her.
Noah’s wifey
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The_real_price_charming
HI WIFEY!
Uh, also, someone make me the admin.
Yes_you_suck
Done.
The_real_prince_charming
Thank you.
Also, done.
Noah’s soulmate
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WTF IS THIS?!
I_pooped
Shh, Chloe, don’t use bad language, we have kids in here.
And, what’s wrong with “soulmate”, it’s better than “wifey” ;)
And, give him credit, he changed his own username too!
That’s so chweet!
Will_the_devil
Chweet=sweet, right?
Also, wait, whom did you call kid?
Also, hello, brother dear.
Chloe’s_soulmate
Oh, hey, lil bro.
Will_the_devil
-_-
I am just ten months younger!
I_pooped
Hahaha! Poor Willy.
He is two months younger to me too.
Cereal_killer
Lmao. That means, he is like four months younger to me
Yes_you_suck
And, three months younger to me.
LMFAO.
I_pooped
Shh, stop using the F word.
Will_the _devil
That reminds me, what does WTF mean?!
I_love_my_mommy
It means WHAT THE FART?!
I_pooped
LMAO
ALSO, WILLY, LMAO= LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Will_the_devil
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Too many slangs
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
Ooh, Chloe, I see what you did there with my username.
Not that I am complaining ;)
Noah’s_soulmate
Yeah, you better not
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
Oh, hey, Liam, bro, I met your mommy.
I_love_my_mommy
-_-
You are in Poland? Aren’t you?
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
Yep. And your mommy very kindly took me in.
You could have at least informed me.
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
Nope, too risky with Will lurking around.
Will_the_devil
I am still here.
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
But, I don’t care now, because I am on my way home anyway.
Yes_you_suck
Oh, wait, Liam, your mom is in Poland?
Yeah…she had to shift here after her marriage to my dad. But, she keeps visiting Poland frequently.
Hence, your Shawn Mendes obsession?
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OH COME ON, DON’T DENY IT.
WELL, POLAND HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT…
OMG, REALLY? YOU ARE SHAWN’S FAN, LIKE ME?!
AW, YOU ARE THE CUTEST GUY TO EVER EXIST, LIAM!
WHY, THANK YOU.
Will_the_devil
WHO IS SHAWN MENDES?
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I_pooped
LET’S CHANGE THE TOPIC.
YEAH.
YEAH, SOPH, LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW YOU JUST STOLE FIVE GRAINS OF SALT FROM MY LUNCH!
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
LMAO, WHAT?
HOW TF DID YOU COUNT THAT?!
I_pooped
OMG, CAL, CHILL, IT’S LIKE FIVE GRAINS OF SALT! NOT A BIG DEAL!
IT’S STILL FOOD! FOOD IS A BIG DEAL TO ME!
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW?
UM…THE SCHOOL CAFETERIA AND THANKS TO THESE TWO, NOW EVERYONE IS STARING AT US.
CHLOE, DUDE, THEY WERE ALREADY STARING AT US, SINCE WE ARE LITEARLLY SOCIALISING ON OUR PHONE, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE ON THE SAME TABLE.
OH SHIT, HE’S RIGHT!
I SEE TWO GUYS CLICKING OUR PICTURES.
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OH GOD!
I SAW THOSE TWO IN THE PARKING LOT THIS MORNING, TAKING MY PICTURES.
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Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
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CHLOE, WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS EARLIER?!
…UM…WHY WOULD I TELL YOU THIS?
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
BECAUSE, SOMETHING DOESN’T SEEM RIGHT HERE!
WHO ARE THE TWO GUYS?
I_pooped
DAMN, THEY DISAPPEARED!
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
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Will_the_devil
I WARNED YOU ALL.
IT HAS STARTED.
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WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Will_the_devil
I THINK PEOPLE HAVE STARTED GETTING HINTS ABOUT NOAH AND CHLOE.
AND, TRUST ME, THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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I_pooped
HOW CAN ANYONE KNOW?! THEY HAVENT EVEN KISSED YET!
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THAT’S KIND OF IRRELEVANT, SOPH.
UHM, NO, IT’S NOT…
SHE’S RIGHT. YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY HAVENT EVEN KISSED?
UH…
Will_the_devil
I SERIOUSLY DON’T NEED TO HEAR THIS RIGHT NOW, OR EVER.
Cereal_killer
I AGREE WITH HIM, FOR THE FIRST TIME.
LIKE EW!
I_pooped
SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!
NOAH, WHY ARE YOU QUIET?! HELP US OUT HERE
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
UM…I…
I_love_my_mommy
SERIOUSLY, LEAVE POOR GUY ALONE, HE HAS NEVER KISSED ANYONE IN HIS LIFE. DON’T MAKE HIM SHY.
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I_love_my_mommy
SINCE, EVERYONE IS DOING IT
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Yes_you_suck
THAT’S UNBELIEVABLE! NOAH, IS THIS THE TRUTH?!
Noah’s_soulmate
GUYS, STOP -_-
Will_the_devil
OH, I CAN TESTIFY. IT’S THE TRUTH.
POOR ALICE WAS ONCE WHINING ABOUT IT TO ME.
I_pooped
-_-
YOU DID NOT JUST METION THAT ALICE BEACH…
Will_the_devil
BEACH?
I_pooped
BEACH= FEMALE DOG.
AND, YOU BETTER NEVER MENTION THAT GIRL AGAIN.
Will_the_devil
WHY? SHE IS NOAH’S BE…I MEAN, NOAH’S EX…WHATEVER…
I_pooped
SHE IS ALSO THE ONE WHO KISSED YOU, REMEMBER?
Will_the_devil
UM…SHE DIDN’T INTEND TO DO THAT…
I_pooped
SO, NOW, YOU ARE TAKING HER SIDE?
Will_the_devil
YEAH, WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT? I HAVE KNOWN HER FOR LONG!
I_pooped
YOU SAID, YOU NEVER HAD ANY FRIENDS -_-
Will_the_devil
I DIDN’T SAY SHE IS MY FRIEND! SHE COMES FROM ANOTHER ROYAL FAMILY AND MY FAMILY HAS ALWAYS HAD A GOOD RELATION WITH HER.
I_pooped
YEAH, SO GOOD, THAT THEY ENGAGED NOAH AND HER WHEN THEY WERE PRACTICALLY IN DIAPERS.
Will_the_devil
WHAT THE HELL?! THEY WERE FIVE! AND, IT’S THE CUSTOM!
Cereal_killer
COUGH COUGH THIRD WHEELER HERE…
ALSO, SOPH, WHY ARE YOU STABBING THE POOR NOODLES?
I_pooped
SHUT UP, CAL!
TELL ME ONE THING, YOU ASSHAT, ARE YOU ENGAGED TOO- OH, I MEAN, BETHROTHED?
Noah’s_soulmate
SOPH…
Will_the_devil
I DON’T SEE HOW IT’S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.
I_pooped
OH, IT IS. I HAVE FOUND THE TOPIC FOR MY NEXT CAMPAIGN.
#AGAINSTCHILDMARRIAGE
Will_the_devil
IT’S NOT MARRIAGE! THEY ONLY GOT ENGAGED!
I_pooped
AND, IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE, HOW?
Will_the_devil
I SERIOUSLY CAN’T WITH YOU! ONCE A PEASANT, ALWAYS A PEASANT!
I_pooped
OH YEAH, A #PROUDPEASANT
I_love_my_mommy
OKAY, GUYS, TIME TO CUT IT OFF.
Yes_you_suck
YEP. WE HAVE TO DISCUSS OTHER SERIOUS MATTERS.
LIKE HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET TO NEW ELYSIAN FIELDS?
Cereal_killer
EASY, WE HAVE THE NEXT WEEK OFF, BECAUSE OF THE TOWN FESTIVAL.
SO, SCHOOL WON’T BE A PROBLEM.
Noah’s_soulmate
UHM, ABOUT THAT…I LOOKED UP THE PRICES FOR THAT PLACE, AND…
WHY THE HELL ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE?! I CAN PROBABLY BUY A NEW HOUSE AND FIFTY PETS, FOR MYSELF WITH THAT MUCH MONEY!
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
UGH, I BLAME IT ON THE QUEEN.
Will_the_devil
OH NO, YOU DON’T NOAH, SHE JUST UTILISED AN OPPORTUNITY. IT’S HOLIDAY SEASON, AND THERE ARE GOING TO BE A LOT OF TOURISTS AROUND THIS TIME.
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
I STILL DON’T AGREE WITH A LOT OF HER DECISIONS.
ALSO, GUYS, WHY ARE YOU ALL WORRYING ABOUT TICKETS?
I ALREADY MADE NECESSARY ARRANGEMENTS FOR ALL OF YOU. LIAM HAS THE DETAILS.
Will_the_devil
DOES THE QUEEN KNOW ABOUT THIS, NOAH?
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
UM…NO, NOT THE QUEEN…BUT, QUINN…SHE KNOWS.
Will_the_devil
-_-
YOU USED QUINN AND ANNA?
Chloe’s_annoying_SOB
YEP.
ALSO, TIME TO GO, I HAVE A FLIGHT IN A FEW HOURS.
SEE YOU ALL ON THE OTHER SIDE.
OH, AND, CHLOE, I YOU ;)
Yes_you_suck
OH MY GOD, WHAT WAS THAT?
Noah’s_soulmate
UM…HE…I…
Cereal_killer
PDA! SHAMELESS PDA!
Will_the_devil
I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THAT
I_pooped
OH, PLEASE, YOU JUST JEALOUS OF THEIR LOVE.
Will_the_devil
YOU GUYS ARE IMPOSSEIBLE.
I AM OUT TOO. BYE.
I_pooped
TSK, TSK. WE DON’T SAY BYE HERE.
Will_the_devil
OH, REALLY?!
I_pooped
MHM. DON’T DO THAT AGAIN.
Will_the_devil
WATCH ME.
BYE.
BYE.
BYE.
BYE.
I_pooped
OH BOY, YOU ARE DEAD, MAN.
Will_the_devil
UH, FIRST MAKE YOUR MIND…BOY OR MAN?
I_pooped
-_-
NONE OF THE ABOVE
I CHOOSE ASSHAT!
Will_the_devil
FIRST YOU CHOSE ‘NONE OF THE ABOVE’ THEN, YOU CHOSE ‘ASSHAT’…
YOU NEED TO DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT.
I_pooped
OH, I ALREADY HAVE. I WANT YOU DEAD!
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