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Chloe_awesome_scott
…
Who’s this?
The_real_prince_charming
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Chloe_awesome_scott
Sorry, I don’t talk to strangers.
…
The_real_prince_charming
Fine, I deserved that.
But, it still hurts :(
Chloe_awesome_scott
Wow, and it didn’t hurt at all when my texts went unanswered for eleven fricking days.
Nope, I was busy celebrating the absence of a certain annoying SOB from my life.
The_real_prince_charming
Chloe, I am sorry :(
There were high chances of my number being traced, since, I heard, Will was getting some hacking work done.
I got my phone back just today and I saw all the messages today.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Yeah, because there was no other way to contact me, right?
The_real_prince_charming
Um…well, it’s complicated. I am in a very tough situation right now.
Chloe_awesome_scott
Care to elaborate?
Oh, wait! Don’t! Who are you? I don’t know you.
Don’t text me again, or I may block you.
The_real_prince_charming
:(
I AM YOUR MATE!
Chloe_awesome_scott
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
WHAT?!
I HAVE ONLY ONE MATE.
The_real_prince_charming
YEAH, AND THAT IS ME.
Chloe_awesome_scott
NO, THAT IS ZAIN.
BYE, STRANGER.
The_real_prince_charming
WTF?! I WILL KILL THAT CRYBABY. WHY HIM?
Chloe_awesome_scott
BC ATLEAST HE DOESN’T KEEP SECRETS, HE IS NOT SHADY AND MOST OF ALL, HE DOESN’T GO MIA ON ANYONE.
The_real_prince_charming
I TOLD YOU AT THE PARTY THAT I HAVE TO LEAVE, DIDN’T I?
Chloe_awesome_scott
YUP. BUT, YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THAT YOU WERE GOING TO CUT OFF ALL CONNECTIONS WITH ME.
YOUR LAST WORDS WERE, “ONLY YOU ARE MY SOULMATE.”
THAT GAVE ME HOPE, NOAH. IT DIDN’T PREPARE ME FOR THIS…THIS WHATEVER STUNT YOU PULLED. AND, OH, DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHAT WILL SAID.
The_real_prince_charming
WHAT DID HE DO NOW?
Chloe_awesome_scott
I AM SORRY. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
The_real_prince_charming
I AM NOAH, THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
Chloe_awesome_scott
HA! JOKE OF THE CENTURY.
The_real_prince_charming
:(
Chloe_awesome_scott
ANYWAY, I AM OUTTA HERE.
BYE.
The_real_prince_charming
NO!
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BYE?
Chloe_awesome_scott
WELL…WHY DON’T YOU ASK THAT TO ALICE?
The_real_prince_charming
EW, WHAT?
Chloe_awesome_scott
YOUR GIRLFRIEND, ALICE. THE ONE YOU ARE GOING TO MARRY.
The_real_prince_charming
UM…WHAT?! FIRST, ZAIN, THEN, ALICE? WHY YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
Chloe_awesome_scott
I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE BECAUSE, UNTIL NOW, I HAVE BEEN THE ONLY ONE MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OF MYSELF.
LET’S START FROM THE BEGINNING.
My friends dared me because they were suspicious of you. And, boy, were they right!
Your username, “the_real_prince_charming.” how clever! But, still my gum self couldn’t suspect anything.
Your reaction when I called you, “your highness” gosh! I am really dumb, aren’t I?
Your confusing, bipolar sentences....I should have seen through them.
Quinn and Anna…I am such a fool; I should have Googled their pictures as soon as I met them. But, wow, for the umpteenth time, I am a dumb beach.
I even chose to ignore Liam’s secretiveness.
Then, comes Will…that should have been my last straw of being dumb. But, no, I am a hopeless case.
Even when I did suspect things and confronted you, you successfully managed to distract me.
And, now, when everything is adding up, falling into place, I get to hear this: Noah can’t have any kind of future with a commoner like you.
FRICK MY LIFE AND FRICK YOU!
The_real_prince_charming
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WOW…THAT WAS SOME PRETTY…AMAZING ANALYSIS SKILLS.
Chloe_awesome_scott
NOAH, SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
The_real_prince_charming
BECAUSE I WANT TO.
Chloe_awesome_scott
BUT, YOU SHOULDN’T.
The_real_prince_charming
ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME?
Chloe_awesome_scott
NO. I KNOW, YOU MUST HAVE HAD YOUR REASONS.
BUT, STILL, IT WAS GOOD THE WAY IT WAS…YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER TEXTED ME AGAIN.
The_real_prince_charming
UHM…SURE, AS IF I COULD HAVE RESISTED AFTER SEEING YOUR, ‘I LIKE YOU, NOAH’ TEXT.
Chloe_awesome_scott
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THAT WAS UM…TYPO, AUTOCORRECT…WHATEVER.
I WAS NOT SERIOUS.
CONSIDER IT AS A JOKE, AND MOVE ON.
The_real_prince_charming
SURE. AND, WAS THAT A JOKE TOO, WHEN YOU ALL BUT RESCUED ME FROM ALICE’S CLUTCH?
Chloe_awesome_scott
UM…
UH…
WHATEVER, SORRY. GO BACK TO HER. I WILL APOLOGIZE.
The_real_prince_charming
BUT, IT’S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
Chloe_awesome_scott
WHAT? NO! I AM SURE SHE WILL UNDERSTAND.
The_real_prince_charming
NO, IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO GO BACK TO HER.
IT’S TOO LATE TO LEAVE YOU.
Chloe_awesome_scott
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NOAH, DON’T.
The_real_prince_charming
WHY NOT?
Chloe_awesome_scott
I KNOW WHAT WILL SAID WAS RIGHT…YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO…
THERE’S NO USE OF PERSUING THIS WHEN THERE’S NO FUTURE TO IT.
The_real_prince_charming
CHLOE, MY LOVE, I WILL ASK YOU ONE QUESTION :)
DID I EVER SAY WE CAN’T HAVE A FUTURE?
Chloe_awesome_scott
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UM, WELL, WE NEVER EVEN TALKED ON THIS SUBJECT…
The_real_prince_charming
WHAT? I MADE IT CLEAR FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY THAT YOU ARE MY SOULMATE.
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO JOKE!
The_real_prince_charming
LMAO, SORRY.
BUT, STILL…
OH, WAIT, DO YOU KNOW THE FULL FORM OF S.O.R.R.Y?
Chloe_awesome_scott
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NO! PLEASE! STOP RIGHT HERE!
The_real_prince_charming
BUT I…
IT’S REALLY FUNNY. YOU SHOULD HEAR IT.
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
I DON’T WANT TO! I AM STILL IN TRAUMA AFTER H.A.P.P.Y.
The_real_prince_charming
UGH, FINE. I WILL TEACH IT TO OUR KIDS.
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
I WILL NEVER LET MY KIDS COME ANYWHERE NEAR YOU.
The_real_prince_charming
…
Chloe_awesome_scott
WAIT, WHAT?! NO! STOP IT! YOU ARE CONFUSING ME!
The_real_prince_charming
SURE, SURE. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.
Chloe_awesome_scott
NOAH, SERIOUSLY, STOP DOING THIS. STOP TALKING TO ME! DON’T YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS FOR US TO FALL BACK INTO OUR PATTERN?
The_real_prince_charming
YEP, THAT’S BECAUSE WE ARE MATES.
Chloe_awesome_scott
NOAH, NO. IT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE DIFFERENT PATHS AHEAD. LET’S NOT MAKE IT WORSE.
The_real_prince_charming
…
CAN YOU TRANSLATE THAT INTO ENGLISH?
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
BE SERIOUS FOR ONCE.
The_real_prince_charming
OKAY, IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU ARE RIGHT. I AM GOING TO TAKE A DIFFERENT PATH, DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I AM I AM SUPPOSED TO.
Chloe_awesome_scott
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU ARE THE CROWN PRINCE, RIGHT?
The_real_prince_charming
-_-
Chloe_awesome_scott
HEY! DON’T COPY ME!
The_real_prince_charming
-_-
I HAVE TO. WHY ARE ASKING ME SUCH OBVIOUS QUESTIONS?
Chloe_awesome_scott
WELL, BECAUSE, WHEN IT COMES TO YOU, I CAN NEVER BE COMPLETELY SURE ABOUT ANYTHING.
The_real_prince_charming
OOF, BUT YOU ARE SURE ABOUT ONE THING…YOU LOVE ME.
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
I DON’T. YOU ARE DELUSIONAL.
The_real_prince_charming
YEAH, RIGHT.
Chloe_awesome_scott
WAIT A SEC, WHERE ARE YOU RN ANYWAY? ARE YOU BACK IN TOWN?
The_real_prince_charming
NAH. I CAN’T GO BACK THERE.
Chloe_awesome_scott
WHY? HAVE THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU?
The_real_prince_charming
WELL…THE QUEEN HAS PUT HER MEN TO WORK THERE.
Chloe_awesome_scott
THE QUEEN? ISN’T SHE YOUR MOTHER?
The_real_prince_charming
HA! I DON’T THINK I HAVE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF USING THAT TERM. SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE QUEEN FOR ME.
Chloe_awesome_scott
OH…
I AM SORRY.
The_real_prince_charming
NO, DON’T BE. IT’S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
ANYWAY, I AM IN POLAND RN.
SO, KISSES FROM POLAND!
Chloe_awesome_scott
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WAS THAT A SHAWN MENDES REFERENCE?
The_real_prince_charming
IDK. WAS IT? I WILL ASK LIAM, DON’T WORRY.
Chloe_awesome_scott
OOF, YOU AND LIAM, AND LIAM’S SHAWN MENDES OBSESSION.
The_real_prince_charming
WELL, SINCE YOU ARE MY MATE, I WILL TELL YOU A SECRET.
LIAM IS MORE OBSESSED WITH KEEPING UP WITH KARDASHAINS.
Chloe_awesome_scott
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WOW, OKAY. I AM NOT JUDGING.
The_real_prince_charming
LMAO, I WAS KIDDING.
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
YOU KNOW WHAT, STAY IN POLAND! DON’T EVER COME BACK!
The_real_prince_charming
I AM NOT
:(
Chloe_awesome_scott
WHAT!
The_real_prince_charming
YEAH…
I AM GOING BACK HOME FROM HERE.
Chloe_awesome_scott
YOU MEAN…
The_real_prince_charming
YUP.
Chloe_awesome_scott
YOU MEAN NATION OF BLAH BLAH BLAH?!
Chloe_awesome_scott
UM…NEW ELYSIAN FIELDS…BUT, BLAH BLAH BLAH SOUNDS GOOD TOO.
The_real_prince_charming
WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!
YOU ARE LEAVING FOREVER?
YOU ARE LEAVING AGAIN AFTER GIVING ME HOPE AGAIN?
The_real_prince_charming
NO…
WELL, YEAH, IT’S TRUE THAT I AM LEAVING FOREVER.
Chloe_awesome_scott
FRICK OFF!
The_real_prince_charming
WAIT!
BUT, I AM NOT LEAVING YOU BEHIND.
Chloe_awesome_scott
…
The_real_prince_charming
I WANT TO MEET THE QUEEN FIRST AND BREAK OFF MY COMMITMENT WITH ALICE. AND, THEN, I WANT YOU TO MEET THE QUEEN.
Chloe_awesome_scott
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YOU ARE KIDDING, RIGHT?
The_real_prince_charming
I AM NOT.
SHE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
Chloe_awesome_scott
G-GIRLFRIEND?
The_real_prince_charming
MHM.
Chloe_awesome_scott
NOAH, DON’T JOKE AROUND.
The_real_prince_charming
WHAT? I AM NOT JOKING! ARE YOU NOT MY GIRLFRIEND?
:(
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
I DON’T KNOW. DID YOU EVER ASK ME TO BE?
The_real_prince_charming
WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS…
Chloe_awesome_scott
RIGHT.
BOYS WILL BE BOYS.
The_real_prince_charming
OOF, DON’T BE MAD.
HERE YOU GO…
CHLOE AWESOME SCOTT, WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
Chloe_awesome_scott
I-I- UM…
The_real_prince_charming
NOW, WHAT?
Chloe_awesome_scott
I DON’T WANT YOU TO GET INTO ANY KIND OF TROUBLE. I KNOW, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO…AND, NO ONE WILL APPROVE THIS…
The_real_prince_charming
OH, SHUT UP, WILL YOU? JUST TYPE, ‘YES’ AND LEAVE EVERYTHING ELSE TO ME.
Chloe_awesome_scott
YE-
WAIT!
The_real_prince_charming
UGH, WHAT?
Chloe_awesome_scott
DO I REALLY HAVE TO MEET THE QUEEN?
The_real_prince_charming
YEP, IF WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUTURE, THEN, YOU HAVE TO…
Chloe_awesome_scott
:(
I AM AFRAID, AND NERVOUS…
The_real_prince_charming
WHY? YOU ARE MY MATE! YOU SHOULDN’T BE!
AND, SAY ‘YES’ ALREADY, FOR GOD’S SAKE!
YOU ARE TURNING INTO AN ANNOYING DOB.
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
A MILLION TIMES YES!
The_real_prince_charming
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Chloe_awesome_scott
YOU ARE SUCH A KID.
The_real_prince_charming
ONLY FOR YOU :)
Chloe_awesome_scott
OOF, BYE!
The_real_prince_charming
NO
:(
DON’T SAY BYE, SAY ‘I LOVE YOU’
Chloe_awesome_scott
…
I ACTUALLY DO, HAHAHA.
A/N: And, now the actual story can begin…I mean, the more interesting parts. Just you guys wait. If you have doubt in any of the abbreviations, then, ask in the comments. Also, don’t ask the full form of S.O.R.R.Y, it’s very very very dirty XDXD. I hope you all liked the chapter, I wrote this one of my phone, since, I couldn’t resist writing. Anyway, vote and comment if you liked :) Oh, yeah, some of you have been asking how to nominate my books in The Fiction Awards. Just click on the book (it’s in my reading list) and go to the second part and make an inline comment stating the book name and the author’s username. For all my books, you must comment beside the TEEN FICTION category. And, once again, thank you, thank you, thank you to those of you who have nominated my books.