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24.

I_love_my_mommy (Liam)
Party at my house, boys!
Yes_you_suck (Mia)
Um…excuse me, what about girls?
Cereal_killer (Caleb)
Did someone say ‘food?’
I_pooped
No, idiot, he said, ‘party’
Cereal_killer
Party=food. Count me in.
Noah’s_wifey (Chloe)
Wait a sec, what party?
Also, you all changed my username again
-_-
I_love_my_mommy
Um…shiz, I made a typo.
It should have been “wedding at my house, boys.”
Cereal_killer
WHAT?! WHO IS GETTING MARRIED?
I_love_my_mommy
NOAH AND CHLOE!
Cereal_killer
DAMN WHAT?!
Yes_you_suck
Noah’s_wifey
GUYS, REALLY?!
-_-
I_pooped
OMG OMG OMG! THIS IS SO EXCITING!
NOE’S WEDDING!
Noah’s_wifey
STFU, GUYS, NO SUCH THING IS HAPPENING.
Will_the_devil (Will)
EXCUSE ME
I_pooped
EW, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, ASSHAT?
Cereal_killer
UM, WHO IS HE AGAIN?
Noah’s_wifey
WILL, THE DEVIL.
Cereal_killer
NO, I MEAN, WHO IS WILL?
I_pooped
LMAO. HAHAHA. YOU ARE FORGETTABLE ASSHAT, FORGETTABLE.
Will_the_devil
WOW, I DON’T REALLY CARE, PEASANT.
ALSO, MAY I ASK A QUESTION TO YOU ALL?
I_pooped
YOU MAY NOT.
Will_the_devil
I WILL ASK ANYWAY.
I_pooped
OH YEAH, BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHAT ANYWAY.
OH, AND, HOW ARE YOU DEALING WITH THE PUBLIC REACTION?
Will_the_devil
…
IT WAS YOU! HOW DARE YOU?!
Cereal_killer
SOMEONE HAVE MERCY ON THIS THIRD WHEELER AND EXPLAIN WHAT IS GOING ON?
I_love_my_mommy
DON’T FORGET THIS FOURTH WHEELER.
Noah’s_wifey
AND, THIS FIFTH ONE.
Yes_you_suck
OH, I GUESS, THAT MAKES ME THE SIXTH ONE.
Will_the_devil
WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN? WHEELER?
Noah’s_wifey
DUDE, REALLY?
I_love_my_mommy
LET’S MAKE IT EASY FOR WILL, GUYS.
WILL, DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIPS AND SHIPNMES ARE?
Will_the_devil
…NO?
Yes_you_suck
YES! WE SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHIPNAME.
I_pooped
EW, GUYS, STOP. TIME TO DISOWN ALL OF YOU.
Will_the_devil
WAIT A SEC, WHAT’S YOUR NAME PEASANT?
I_pooped
OH, MY NAME IS PEASANT. HAVEN’T YOU LEARNT ANYTHING FROM THAT CAMPAIGN?
Cereal_killer
SOMEONE CARE TO EXPLAIN? WHAT CAMPAIGN?
I_pooped
AH, NOTHING, I LED A CAMPAIGN ON SOCIAL MEDIA NAMED #PROUDPEASANT TO TEACH THIS ASSHAT A VERY VALUABLE LESSON.
Cereal_killer
OOH, TEA.
Yes_you_suck
FR FR.
Will_the_devil
I AM THROWING YOU INTO DUNGEONS, PEASANT!
I_pooped
YOU CAN’T. NOW, NOAH IS MY BROTHER IN LAW.
Noah’s_wifey
-_-
SOPH, SHUT UP!
I_pooped
YOU CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING I DO, ASSHAT.
NOAH IS ON OUR SIDE.
Will_the_devil
WHAT?
I_pooped
NOE4LIFE!
Will_the_devil
CHLOE, WHERE IS NOAH?
I_love_my_mommy
FORGET ABOUT THAT, DUDE.
I WILL TELL YOU WHERE THE WEDDING IS. AT MY PLACE.
Yes_you_suck
YAY! PARTY!
Will_the_devil
SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, BUT, ROYAL WEDDINGS CAN TAKE PLACE ONLY AT THE PALACE.
Cereal_killer
…
I_love_my_mommy
…
Yes_you_suck
…
I_pooped
…
THAT’S EVEN BETTER ISN’T IT?
Cereal_killer
YASS! WE GET TO SEE THE PALACE AND TASTE THE RICH PEOPLE FOOD.
Yes_you_suck
NO, CAL, I HAVE HEARD THAT RICH PEOPLE FOOD CAUSES INDIGESTION.
Noah’s_wifey
GUYS, SERIOUSLY?! “RICH PEOPLE FOOD?”
Will_the_devil
YEAH, I WAS ABOUT TO ASK. WHAT KIND OF VOCABULARY IS THAT?
I_pooped
PEASANT VOCABULARY.
ALSO, PREPARE YOUR PALACE TO BE AMBUSHED BY PEASANTS.
Will_the_devil
HAHAHAHA. NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
HAVE YOU ALL MET THE QUEEN?
Noah’s_wifey
YEAH, ABOUT THAT…
Will_the_devil
…?
Noah’s_wifey
WE ARE COMING TO MEET HER SOON.
Will_the_devil
YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS, RIGHT?
Noah’s_wifey
I AM. I AM JUST CONVEYING NOAH’S MESSAGE TO YOU.
Will_the_devil
NOAH HAS LOST HIS MIND.
DOES HE NOT KNOW THAT THE QUEEN IS GOING TO SMASH YOU LIKE THE DUST UNDER HER FEET?
Yes_you_suck
EXCUSE ME, OUR CHLOE IS NOT THAT DUST, SHE IS THAT ANNOYING CHEWING GUM WHICH STICKS AND REFUSES TO GIVE UP, NO MATTER WHAT!
Noah’s_wifey
WOW, MADE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
Yes_you_suck
ANYTIME, GIRLFRIEND.
Will_the_devil
CHLOE, I AM SERIOUS. YOU SEEM THE MOST SENSIBLE OUT OF ALL OF THESE JOKERS.
I_pooped
WOW, IS JOKER THE NEW TERM FOR PEASANT?
Will_the_devil
CHLOE, ARE YOU LISTENING? YOU DON’T BELONG HERE. DON’T COME HERE.
Cereal_killer
ARE YOU SERIOUS, DUDE?!
Will_the_devil
I AM JUST STATING THE HARSH TRUTH.
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU FACE THE QUEEN.
I_pooped
I HAVE JUST ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU. AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT’S REALLY SAD THAT YOU HAVE TO CALL YOUR OWN MOTHER ‘THE QUEEN’
Will_the_devil
…
Noah’s_wifey
SOPH, DON’T.
Cereal_killer
STOP, SOPH!
I_pooped
WHAT?! I AM JUST STATING THE TRUTH, AIN’T I?
Will_the_devil
You are…and, yes, it is sad.
I hope you understand the severity of my warning by this single fact.
That’s all I have to say. And, yes, I Will stop bothering you all from now on.
Good luck. Take care.
I_pooped
…
Noah’s_wifey
SOPH, YOU CROSSED A LINE.
I_pooped
…HE DID IT FIRST! HE WAS GETTING ON MY NERVES WITH ALL THOSE WARNINGS.
I_love_my_mommy
GUYS, I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, WILL IS NOT REALLY BAD AT HEART.
HE IS DIFFERENT, YES. HE HAS BEEN BROUGHT UP THAT WAY.
BUT, IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, HE WAS TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR CHLOE.
EVERYTHING HE SAID, IS SADLY, THE TRUTH.
I AM NOT SAYING THAT CHLOE SHOULD GIVE UP, ALL I AM SAYING IS WELL…WILL HAD OUR BEST INTEREST IN MIND.
Yes_you_suck
AND, THAT’S WHY SOPH, YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
I_pooped
NUUUUU.
Cereal_killer
YASSSSSS.
I_pooped
I DON’T WANT TO. PLEASE…HE SEEMED MAD…
Noah’s_wifey
YOU WERE WRONG, SOPH…
Cereal_killer
YEAH…YOU BROUGHT UP A TOUCHHY SUBJECT…
Yes_you_suck
IT WAS KINDA MEAN, SOPH.
I_pooped
OKAY, YEAH, IT WAS RUDE, I AGREE…BUT, DO I REALLY HAVE TO?
Noah’s_wifey
SOPH, YOU SHOULD SAY SORRY. TRUST ME, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL BETTER.
I_pooped
UGH, FINE! I WILL TEXT HIM…BUT, IF HE SAYS ONE RUDE WORD, I AM OUT.
I_love_my_mommy
OKAY, THAT’S ACCEPTABLE, FOR NOW.
I_pooped
BYE, GUYS. IT’S MY FUNERAL.
Cereal_killer
DRAMA QUEEN.
Yes_you_suck
QUEEN REMINDS ME, SO CHLOE…
Noah’s_wifey
OH NO.
I_love_my_mommy
OH YES. HAVE YOU GIVEN A THOUGHT TO YOUR FUTURE?
Noah’s_wifey
GUYS, I AM TOO YOUNG FOR THAT.
Yes_you_suck
BUT, SERIOUSLY, NOAH IS A CROWN PRINCE AND HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
Noah’s_wifey
…CAN I BE HONEST?
Yes_you_suck
YES! YOU CAN! AFTER ALL, IT’S LIKE FAIRYTALE COME TO REALITY.
Noah’s_wifey
I DON’T SEE HIM AS NOAH, THE CROWN PRINCE. I SEE HIM AS NOAH, THE ANNOYING SOB.
Yes_you_suck
AW
I_love_my_mommy
AW, THAT’S HONESTLY SO CUTE, CHLOE. NOW, I KNOW WHY NOAH LIKES YOU.
I MEAN, *LOVES YOU
Cereal_killer
I AM CRYING. MY BUDDY, CHLOE HAS GROWN UP.
Yes_you_suck
LET ME JOIN YOU, CAL.
Cereal_killer
DON’T FORGET TO BRING TISSUES, GUYS.
Noah’s_wifey
-_-
YOU ALL ARE OVER ACTING.
ALSO, BYE, I AM NOT STAYING HERE FOR YOUR CRYING FEST.
OH AND, UM…PACK YOUR BAGS FOR WHENEVER WE ARE GOING TO NOAH’S PLACE.
I_love_my_mommy
CORRECTION: PALACE.
Noah’s_wifey
YEAH, THAT.
I AM NOT GOING ALONE.
Yes_you_suck
YAY! WE WILL GET TO SEE THE PALACE.
Cereal_killer
AND, THE FOOD!
Noah’s_wifey
OOF, BYE!
***
The_real_prince_charming
HI
Chloe_awesome_scott
UH…HI?
The_real_prince_charming
I CAN’T SLEEP.
Chloe_awesome_scott
I CAN’T SLEEP EITHER.
The_real_prince_charming
REALLY?
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I AM TALKING TO YOU, ARENT I?
The_real_prince_charming
BUT, YOU SHOLDN’T.
Chloe_awesome_scott
…
The_real_prince_charming
I MEAN, YOU SHOULDN’T FALL INTO THIS HABIT OF NOT SLEEPING BECAUSE OF ME.
Chloe_awesome_scott
UM…WELL…
The_real_prince_charming
YEAH?
Chloe_awesome_scott
IT’S KINDA LATE FOR THAT.
The_real_prince_charming
…
Chloe_awesome_scott
I MEAN, I TRIED SLEEPING, BUT…FAILED.
ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID ANNOYING FACE AND VOICE AND TEXTS!
The_real_prince_charming
I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD FEEL LOVED OR OFFENDED.
Chloe_awesome_scott
EW. I DON’T LOVE HUMANS.
I LOVE ONLY ANIMALS.
The_real_prince_charming
WELL…I AM A WEREWOLF SO…
Chloe_awesome_scott
SERIOUSLY?! STOP! YOU ARE NOT A WEREWOLF!
The_real_prince_charming
NO, I AM NOT. BUT, THEN, I AM HUMAN AND I AM EW, RIGHT?!
Chloe_awesome_scott
WELL…AS YOU ALWAYS SAY, YOU ARE MY EW, SO…DON’T WORRY, YOU ARE SAFE.
The_real_prince_charming
…WOAH.
Chloe_awesome_scott
I MEAN, IF WE LOOK AT IT, YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN, YOU ARE A PRINCE.
JUST LIKE THOSE FAIRYTALES.
The_real_prince_charming
…
BUT, PRINCES ARE HUMANS TOO.
Chloe_awesome_scott
ONE OF THEM WAS A FROG THOUGH!
The_real_prince_charming
WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP FAIRYTALE IS THAT?
Chloe_awesome_scott
UM…HAVEN’T YOU HEARD? DID NO ONE NARRATE BED TIME STORIES TO YOU?
The_real_prince_charming
...UH, WELL…MY DAD DID, BUT, IT WAS MAINLY FOR QUINN AND ANNA.
WILL AND I USED TO MAKE THE ‘RAWR’ DRAGON SOUNDS FROM BEHIND AND SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM. AND, OH MY GOD, THEN, ANNA USED TO CRY AND QUINN USED TO CHASE US WITH HER BAT. AND, OUR DAD…HE…
Chloe_awesome_scott
...HE WHAT?
The_real_prince_charming
He never stopped us…he used to let us be us…have fun and do things that normal kids did.
Chloe_awesome_scott
WOW…YOUR DAD SOUNDS AWESOME…
I ALSO REALIZED I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT YOU…
The_real_prince_charming
Well…yeah…there’s not much to know…
Chloe_awesome_scott
OF COURSE THERE IS! DON’T BE LAME. AND, DON’T YOU DARE CLOSE OFF AGAIN.
The_real_prince_charming
…WHAT? CLOSE OFF?
Chloe_awesome_scott
YES! YOU ALWAYS DO THAT WHENEVER YOUR DAD OR YOUR MOM IS MENTIONED. AND, I HATE IT!
YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?
The_real_prince_charming
…
Chloe_awesome_scott
…?
The_real_prince_charming
AW, BABY. YOU ARE SO SWEET.
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
DON’T TRY TO DISTRACT ME!
The_real_prince_charming
NO, BUT, YOU REALLY ARE SO SWEET!
SO SWEET THAT I WILL GET DIABETES.
Chloe_awesome_scott
NOAH, STOP.
The_real_prince_charming
NO, WHY, SWEETIE?
Chloe_awesome_scott
BECAUSE I SAID SO! AND, ALSO, STOP WITH THE SWEETIE, SERIOUSLY!
The_real_prince_charming
WHY SWEETIE?
Chloe_awesome_scott
-_-
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?
The_real_prince_charming
BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOTTEN USED TO ME NOW :)
Chloe_awesome_scott
I HATE SAYING THIS, BUT, I REALLY HAVE.
The_real_prince_charming
AW, MY CHLOE.
Chloe_awesome_scott
LET ME FINISH -_-
IF YOU EVER PULL A NOAH ON ME AGAIN…
The_real_prince_charming
PULL A NOAH ON YOU?
Chloe_awesome_scott
YES, IT MEANS, DISAPPEAR AGAIN...SINCE, YOU HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF DISAPPEARING, SO PULL A NOAH.
The_real_prince_charming
WOW, MY MATE IS SO WITTY AND SMART AND KNOWS ME SO WELL.
Chloe_awesome_scott
STOP WITH THE MATE THING. UGH!
The_real_prince_charming
NEVER ;) THAT’S WHAT BROUGHT US HERE, RIGHT?
Chloe_awesome_scott
AND, THAT PEEPS, IS HOW YOU DISTRACT A GIRL!
The_real_prince_charming
HAHAHA! BUT, IT WORKED, RIGHT?
Chloe_awesome_scott
IT ALWAYS WORKS, YOU ANNOYING SOB.
The_real_prince_charming
:)
ALSO, NOW, I WILL LET YOU SLEEP, BECAUSE WELL UNLIKE ME, YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.
BYE.
Chloe_awesome_scott
NO, DON’T SAY ‘BYE’
SAY ‘I LOVE YOU’
The_real_prince_charming
OF COURSE, I DO, HAHAHA!
Chloe_awesome_scott
I DO TOO, NOAH, I DO TOO.
A/N: phew, long chapter. It was kinda important before what is coming ahead. Gear up, we are visiting Noah’s place. I mean, palace, lol. Also, what do you guys think about Will and Sophia? Do vote and comment if you liked the chapter!
Oh and guys, thank you so much for all the birthday wishes. It was honestly the happiest birthday ever for me:)
Also, here’s how my conversation with creep and cc went: (If you guys remember, I don’t easily share my number with guys. imagine my state when I received a text from creep)
Creep: happy birthday, lovely.
Me (mentally gagging): …who is this? (I kinda had an idea that it was creep, from the way he said that)
Creep: your friend. Did you honestly forget me?
Me (mentally cursing my bestie for adding me in the class group. I have a hunch that he got my number from there) : EW. DELETE MY NUMBER.
Creep: you don’t mean that.
Me: FINE, I WILL SIMPLY BLOCK YOU.
*blocks him* end of story…
Not really. He texted again few hours later from a different number. That’s when I was reminded of cc and what the creep did to his sister. I blocked him again, and well, until now, the coast is clear and he hasn’t texted again. But, I am not taking risks…well, I have to change my number next month anyway, so…
Now, for cc:
Cc: hi
Me: hey!
Cc: is it really your birthday today?
Me: um…well (thinking how did he find out)
Cc: damn! That was such a stupid question.
Of course it is.
Me: no, no!
Cc: no? So, it’s not your birthday?
Me: no, I meant, no, it was not a stupid question.
Cc: yeah…
It really was.
Also, where are my manners?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! MAY YOU GET WHATEVER YOU WANT IN LIFE.
Me (thinking about how cute he is and about how I WANT HIM): THANK YOU! BUT, HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW?
Cc: uh…this is going to sound weird…
But, I promise, I am not a stalker.
Me: of course, not.
Cc: well, I have a few friends in your class…we are in a gc, so, like they randomly brought up the topic of birthdays one day…and, I had to ask yours….so…don’t kill me.
Me: lmao, why Will I kill you?
Also, when is your birthday?
No! wait! Don’t answer that!
Cc: huh?
Me: let me go to lengths to find out about your birthday
Cc: I am flattered, honestly. What did I do to deserve this?
Me: you cared to find out about my birthday…so, let me do the same.
Cc: if you say so.
And, after that we talked casually about my birthday plans and all.
***
^^^ honestly, even I cant believe that I said all those things. Writing about Chloe and Noah has made me bold, I guess.
Bonus chapter
I_pooped (Sophia)
Yoo, Willy boy.
Will_the_devil (Will)
…
I_pooped
It’s your FAVORITE PEASANT
SAY HI!
Will_the_devil
…
YOU ARE NOT MY FAVORITE PEASANT!
I_pooped
:0
ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Will_the_devil
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
I_pooped
ONLY I CAN BE YOUR FAVORITE PEASANT!
JUST LIKE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ASSHAT ;)
Will_the_devil
WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS?!
YOU ARE NOT MY FAVORITE PEASANT!
YOU ARE NOT ANYTHING TO ME!
I_pooped
:(
I AM HURT
AND SAD
AND ANGRY.
WHO IS SHE? OR HE?
JUST GIVE ME A NAME, BABY.
I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.
AND, THEN, I CAN BE YOUR FAVORITE PEASANT AGAIN.
Will_the_devil
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
WHAT KIND OF GAME ARE YOU PLAYING?
I LEFT ALL OF YOU ALONE, DIDN’T I?
NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
I_pooped
APOLOGY.
Will_the_devil
…
WHAT SHOULD I APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR?
I_pooped
WELL, THE LIST IS LONG, BUT…
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
FOR NOW, I SHOULD BE THE ONE APOLOGIZING.
Will_the_devil
WOW! WAY TO START AN APOLOGY.
I_pooped
SHUT UP! I HAVEN’T STARTED YET.
Will_the_devil
YOU KNOW WHAT, NO NEED TO START.
YOU ARE FORGIVEN, NOW LEAVE.
I_pooped
…
THAT WAS ROOD.
Will_the_devil
…
WHAT’S ROOD?
I_pooped
ARE YOU FOR REAL?
ROOD IS THE INTERNET SPELLING OR SOMETHING FOR RUDE.
Will_the_devil
NOT MY FAULT THAT KIDS NOWADAYS DISTORT EVERYTHING.
I_pooped
-_-
THE ONLY KID HERE IS YOU!
HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB?
Will_the_devil
REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE.
REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE.
REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS MILLENIAL VOCABULARY.
I_pooped
:00000000000000
THAT’S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW.
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
I MEAN, YOU NEVER HAD FRIENDS?
NO WONDER, YOU ARE SO GRUMPY AND STUCK UP.
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
SORRY, JUST STATING THE TRUTH.
Will_the_devil
I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE.
I_pooped
NO, I HAVEN’T EVEN APOLOGIZED YET.
Will_the_devil
…
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, RIGHT NOW?
I DON’T THINK YOU ARE THE APOLOGIZING TYPE.
I_pooped
…
WAIT A SECOND, HOW DO YOU KNOW ‘KIDDING?’
Will_the_devil
…
I MAY HAVE PICKED UP A FEW WORDS FROM YOU ALL…
I_pooped
AW, POOR WILLY, THAT’S SO CHWEET.
OH WAIT, CHWEET MEANS SWEET.
NOW, PROCEED.
Will_the_devil
MY NAME IS WILL, SHORT FOR WILLIAM! DON’T CALL ME WILLY, EVER AGAIN!
I_pooped
EW, WILLIAM IS SUCH A GRANDPA NAME.
Will_the_devil
IT’S A ROYAL NAME, FOR GOD’S SAKE!
ALSO, BY YOUR LOGIC, SOPHIA IS A GRANDMA NAME.
I_pooped
UM…IT’S NOT! SHUT UP!
Will_the_devil
IT IS! IT WAS THE NAME OF MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMA.
I_pooped
-_-
WAIT! IT MEANS IT’S A ROYAL NAME, THEN!
HA! TAKE THAT!
ALSO, HOW DID YOU FIND OUT MY NAME?
Will_the_devil
OH, IT’S ALL OVER THAT STUPID #PROUDPEASANT CAMPAIGN.
I_pooped
OHH…DO YOU HAVE SOCIAL MEADIA?
Will_the_devil
…
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
I_pooped
NO, I MEAN, YOU DON’T SEEM THE SOCIAL MEDIA TYPE.
Will_the_devil
UGH! YOU ARE RIGHT! I DON’T LIKE THAT STUFF.
BUT, MY PR TEAM MANAGES ALL MY ACCOUNTS.
I_pooped
OMG, THAT’S SO SAD! IMAGINE HAVING SO MUCH MONEY THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS HANDLING YOUR-
OH, SORRY, I WILL STOP.
Will_the_devil
…
IF YOU WANTED TO STOP, YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SEND THAT INCOMPLETE SENTENCE. I STILL GET THE GIST, YOU KNOW.
I_pooped
UM…I TYPED IT OUT, SO I THOUGHT, WHY NOT?
Will_the_devil
…
WHY AM I STILL TALKING TO YOU?
BYE, PEASANT. HAVE A GOOD LIFE AHEAD.
I_pooped
NO, WAIT! I AM SORRY!
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
UH…I AM SORRY FOR SAYING THAT THING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER…
Will_the_devil
It’s okay, as you said, you were stating the truth.
I_pooped
STILL! I HAD NO RIGHT TO BRING IT UP!
EVEN THOUGH, YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WAS THE TRUTH.
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
CRAP! I SUCK AT APOLOGIES, I REALLY DO.
I AM SORRY, AGAIN.
BUT, JUST SO YOU KNOW, I WAS BEING STRAIGHTFORWARD.
LIKE YOU. YOU KEEP DISSING MY SHIP #NOE4LIFE.
Will_the_devil
1) WORST APOLOGY OF THE YEAR
2) I WAS BEING STARIGHTFORWARD TOO
3) WHAT DOES SHIP MEAN HERE?
I_pooped
WOAH…
I HONESTLY FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
YOU ARE SO INNOCENT AND DUMB.
:(
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
BUT, NO FEAR WHEN SOPHIA IS HERE.
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL HELP YOU.
Will_the_devil
OH, HOW GENEROUS.
I_pooped
NO REALLY. TIME FOR YOUR EDUCATION. THE REAL ONE.
Will_the_devil
…WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONE?
I_pooped
THE ONE YOU NEED TO SURVIVE IN THIS WORLD.
ALSO, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Will_the_devil
…
I AM NOT A THREE YEAR OLD KID, LIKE YOU, THAT’S FOR SURE.
I_pooped
-_-
THAT’S NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR TEACHER, BOY.
AND, I ALREADY KNOW YOUR AGE. GOOGLE, REMEMBER?
PERKS OF BEING THE TEACHER OF A CELEBRITY PRINCE.
ALL INFO YOU NEED IS AT YOUR HANDS.
AND, DON’T TRY TO ACT SMART WITH ME.
YOU ARE TWO MONTHS YOUNGER TO ME.
Will_the_devil
…AND, IT MATTERS HOW?
I_pooped
BECAUSE, NOW, I AM YOUR ELDER, JUST KEEP QUIET AND OBEY ME.
Will_the_devil
SURE, GRANDMA…
I_pooped
SERIOUSLY?! AND, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DUMB.
I WAS SO WRONG. I SHOULD HAVE JUST NOTICED THAT USERNAME.
WILL_THE_DEVIL
SO TRUE. WHO CAME UP WITH IT?
Will_the_devil
MY SISTERS, UGH.
THEY ARE THE ONES WHO SAVED THIS THING PERMANENTLY OR SOMETHING.
I CAN’T EVEN CHANGE IT.
I_pooped
OOF, YOU NEED SOME TECHNOLOGY EDUCATION ALSO.
POOR ME, TAKING THE BURDEN OF WHOLE WORLD.
Will_the_devil
…
THAT WAS DRAMATIC.
I_pooped
YOUR EDUCATION STARTS HERE.
NEXT TIME, JUST SAY ‘DRAMA QUEEN’ INSTEAD OF SAYING DRAMATIC.
Will_the_devil
…YOU MEAN ‘DRAMA PEASANT?’
I_pooped
-_-
BOI, IF YOU DON’T…
Will_the_devil
OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME?
IT’S TIME FOR MY DINNER.
I_pooped
WTF?! AT 7 FRICKING PM?
Will_the_devil
…
I_pooped
OH, YEAH. ‘WTF’ MEANS WHAT THE F-
WAIT, FIRST TELL ME YOU KNOW THE F WORD.
Will_the_devil
…FISH?
I_pooped
-_-
OKAY, PLEASE, NO KIDDING, DO YOU REALLY NOT KNOW THE F WORD?
Will_the_devil
UM…NO?
I_pooped
MAN, YOU ARE DUMBER THAT I GAVE YOU CREDIT FOR.
I WILL COME PREPARED FROM THE NEXT TIME.
GO HAVE YOUR DINNER.
CLASSES RESUME TOMORROW
-YOUR FAVORITE PEASANT/TEACHER.
Will_the_devil
…
OKAY, THEN.
-YOUR FAVORITE ASSHAT (EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ASSHAT MEANS)
A/N: So many of you requested for this…here it goes. I have no idea how it turned out to be. Hoping you all like it! And, let me know if you would like to see more of them in future :)
One more thing, now, it must be clear why Will is so dumb…he was just raised up in a different way. And, you Will be surprised to know that this is not an exaggeration. If you do a little digging on the royal families around the world (England for example), you Will see what kind and amount of rules, regulations and restrictions are imposed. I once read somewhere that they are not allowed to use certain words (specifically, French), and so on…and, yeah, don’t fully trust me; I am not a reliable source, lmao. Just Google if you need more info.