41 - Heaven

"Yes, wife, why ?!" Azael quickly ran in front of him naked and had just come from the bathroom. It automatically lost its balance and swam. He stood up quickly as if nothing had happened and looked at her in astonishment. He has soap on his body and even carries a toothbrush in one hand.

“I-I'm going to give birth ... Take me to the hospital! Take me! ” The strength of her cry and writhing in pain. He sat down to one side and spread his water.

Suddenly he was confused and did not know what to do, whether to take a bath or to change his clothes. It went back and forth to the bathroom and in front of him. “Will you water it? Why is it slippery and slippery— ”And it slipped again. The force of its fall to the floor.

"What!" he stopped laughing. Suppose he is angry. "Azael!"

“Yes sir— I mean wife!” its confused answer and the last thing it did was quickly ran to the closet and put on a dress and short pants that had not been rinsed. She was wearing her big Winnie The Pooh t-shirt.

"Come here, wife, I'll carry you." It was as if he was running towards him and his companion unfortunately it slipped again and fell to the floor. “Amara, I don’t think it’s water! Yata oil. It looks like I know that our son, Oil company, will build a company, ”he innocently promised while his hair was still full of shampoo.

"W-what oil company ?!"

"Our son's future company—"

"My stomach hurts, Azael!"

“Wait-wait! Stomach ache, that’s flatulence! I just took some medicine— ”

He threw a throwing pillow at it. He thought he wanted to die of ridicule but he stopped. He didn't want to be perceived as just a prank. The truth is she hasn't given birth yet and she's just pranking the man. He can't do anything, eh. Bored. “Azael! What? What’s wrong with you ?! I am about to give birth. Catch our baby, catch it! ”

Puzzled, he sat up and raised his hand to catch their son. “All right, just shoot here! I will catch it! ”

She didn't know if she would laugh or cry at her husband's stupidity. Jusko! Hahaha. "I don't mean that, I said you will give birth to me! Get a towel and a small tub. Hurry up!"

Poor Azael quickly followed, confused about what to do. It came back carrying table place mats.

"Why place mat?"

"Isn't this possible?"

“No! Arghhh, the sick Azael! It hurts so much. Ahhhh! ” He even acted hurt even though he was about to die from the stifling laughter. He even grabbed her stomach and started to urinate.

“Okay-okay wife! Lemme get something. Damn! How to have a wife? Can I search it on YouTube ?! ” Again, it slipped again and swam. “Why do I always slip ?! Is there something oil here? ”

"I do not know! What, I'm going to give birth! ” He wept to cover up his crime. He intentionally oiled the floor. Hehe.

“Hold on, wife, we can do this! Just chill, okay? I'm just down! Wait ‘em, just calm down! Don't panic, okay? ”

Hahaha! He's just really chill, eh. Who says he's confused, eh, his acting life is so chill. And when the man returned, he was carrying Tupperware, a streamer, a hand mixer and a spatula.

“What are you doing ?!” He was surprised by it. Little by little, he will laugh and meet his wife.

“Spread your legs, wife! I'll just measure him with this spatula. ”

A second of silence for him. Measure ... Measure? Pfff! The strength of his laughter filled the interior of that room. He was very red and it was amazing. God! Why is this man she loves so stupid ?! Where did it inherit? He still didn’t stop laughing until he said he was just pranking it and he couldn’t get over it. It was as if the sky covered Azael with what he found out but he immediately laughed and just hugged him.

“You are really crazy. Thank you so much this man loves you. ”

"I love you, too!" he kissed it on the lips and the next thing he sang in no time and even tasted like soap.

But it's okay, he's used to singing any tone. Whether twisted or tuned.

***
Amara smiled s-in-et-up the camera that her three children would not notice that day. She is in the kitchen preparing breakfast for her three babies who are 15, 14 and 10 years old. Abraam Aadi was the eldest, followed by Athena Amir and their youngest daughter Alixes.

When he was sure everything was set, he would do a prank. He laughed softly first before counting from one to three then he started the plan.

"Ahhhhhhhhh !!" a loud shout escaped his throat.

Suddenly, her children became disturbed and ran to her. “Mom! What happened— Oh my God !!! ” they shuddered when they saw his fingers cut off. There was a lot of blood on the chopping board and even the knife he was using.

“I cut my fingers. God! It hurts!"

“Oh no! Oh no! Kuya what should we do! ” his daughter Athena screamed loudly. He wanted to laugh at his son's face as if he had seen a ghost. It is restless.

While his eldest son immediately ran into the living room. “Wait, Mom. I gotta call Dad! ”

He wanted to stop Abraham but it was gone. Azael will get angry with him by chance but it's okay. Gora!

He still acted in pain and pointed at his severed fingers. Fake fingers. He bought it when he passed through Baclaran.

“Ate grab some plastic tape. Ateee! Get the tape! ” Alixes screamed loudly. It's confusing. It ran to the refrigerator and got ro’n a cake. "This is Mommy, eat so you don't get sick!" It spilled him a slice of cake. He almost choked. “What about Athena? Go get some plastic tapeee! ”

“What are you going to do with the tape?” Athena's confused answer. I just tweaked it with long hair and didn’t know what to do.

“Oh my sister! Of course the tape will help Mom’s finger to get back to its normal form. Get the tapeeee now! ”

"O-okay!"

He secretly laughed and glanced at the camera. It's really fun to prank her kids. The cute of the reactions. The former creates good vibes. Sorry kids!

“Here’s the tape!” Her daughter Athena was carrying duct tape.

"Okay Mom, listen." Si Alixes. It even took a deep breath as if calming him down. Aww, their son Azael is cute! He wanted to squeeze her plump cheek. “Mommy! Listen to me. ”

He refused to nod. This is it and he will be next to his son who was probably more spoiled than him when he was young. His hand remained on the chopping board still.

“You gotta take a deep breath. Come on, follow me! Deeeeep breath! ”

He obeyed what it said. While Athena was on one side, pale looking at her severed fingers. He reached for another and was left alone. It's like it's disgusting that you can't paint your face. Only her youngest Alixes is calm.

"Ate, wash those fingers."

“What ?!”

“Yes! Wash those because we will attach it to Mom’s hand again and it should be clean. Go na! Time is running! ”

It struggled and obeyed the command of the youngest brother. It took her four prosthetic fingers and tearfully washed at the faucet. “Why, Mom! You know I hate blood. ”

"Stop whining, sister!"

"Stop shouting, you little brat!"

“And you? Ugly monster. ”

He cried out again in pain. The two were confused again and helped each other fix his hand. Little by little, he will be pissed off with laughter. Just a little more. He will give up.

Athena immediately placed her fingers on the clean part of the chopping board and Alixes prepared the duct tape in her hand. "Mommy, let's touch your fingers."

"Didikitan?" he supposedly asked. The two immediately nodded. “It should be a glue. But no worries, this tape can help for the meantime. ”

Her two children looked at each other as if giving a go signal and then decided to duct tape his finger. There he could not hold back, he let out a loud laugh. The strength of his laughter made him almost suffocate.

“It’s a prank!”

From outside, his son Abraham and his wife Azael rush in. Their faces could not be painted in a hurry.

"You okay, baby— what the fuck."

“It’s a prank, kids!”

“Mom! Ah no way! ” her three children angrily left and left her alone.

He still can't recover. His laughter was still strong and he was coughing. Azael's thick eyebrows lined up as he looked at him and folded his hand. Obviously waiting for him to finish laughing.

He immediately sneezed and became serious. Day off of all their housemates so he had the courage to prank the kids. He immediately acted as if nothing had happened and pretended to be surprised by Azael's early introduction to him. He said later it was downstairs and he was doing some important work in the library room.

“Oh, hi! You are Azael. Hehe. Gutom ka na? I haven't finished preparing— ”

"Brother."

The extent of his smile at the word came out of Azael's mouth. Its also cute to be sharp and angry sometimes. It's nice to hug and sing on your knees.

"You scared our children, Mara."

He was overwhelmed. This is correct but he did it for the first time. He just imitated YouTube. While Azael just shook his head and stepped to replace him.

"And you scared the hell out of me."

"Ha—" he couldn't continue what he was going to say because it was his lips that angrily stopped him from saying anything. He chased his breath as their lips parted.

"Next time you'll do it again, I'll make you fall on your knees."

He immediately giggled. Gosh, even pretend to be his wife. He jokingly threatened his pet. "Oh, I'm sorry!"

"Amara!"

The strength of his laughter. How come, its birdy is very much alive, ready to manuka and fly to the seventh staircase of heaven.