10. Motherfuckers

***Ryan Damison***

*Fuck my eyes.*
My eyelids feel heavy as if someone sat on them. I hiss in pain as I touch my right eye that is damn swollen and sting every time I blink.
I remember how that swine bolted his knee right at the corner of my eye, throwing my head back into Narnia.
I won't leave that motherfucker alive, even if I have to drag him out of his house and toss him into a bonfire myself.
I gulp the whiskey down my burning throat as I think of ways to toast his liver and intestines. A sinful smile appears on my busted lips as I imagine him screaming on the barbecue grill.
I fizzle as my upper lip sting with the bitter smoky taste of whiskey, Jack Daniels that Daniel bought me today. I slowly turn my head towards him, he is sitting on the car’s bonnet along with me and watching the fight video on repeat. *This pigeon-fucker!*
There is a smug smile on his face as he gawks at the nuisance. "Why the fuck are you watching it again?" I growl, throwing his phone in the bush to the side of the road.
"Why did you do that?" Daniel screams and hastily moonwalks towards the bush to look for his phone.
I throw my head up and look at the moon and stars laughing at me, making jokes about how I got punched twice by a geeky newbie in front of the whole college. Now everyone will be laughing while watching my smashed video.
"Can I pee, please?" Mendes begs me, his knees are locked and his hands are on his crotch, groping it tightly as he whines like a mosquito near my ear, "I really want to pee, badly! Please."
"Shut up, Mendes! Can't you see how sad Ryan looks? Don’t piss him more by your piss talk.” Daniel expresses his sharp disapproval.
"But I didn't pee from the morning. I want to pee." Mendes cries while controlling his pressure.
"Fuck off bro." Daniel curses as he moonwalks back to the car. "Oh my God!" Shawn spats at Mendes from inside. I quietly drain the bottle as I avoid their bickering. Suddenly, my ass vibrates as the phone buzzes with notifications in my back pocket.
I open it and see numerous dickheads tagging me in the video taken from a different angle. I gulp more whiskey as I slide my thumb up and read their comments...

→ That nerd did so bad to Ryan

→ Is he kissing that BTS guy
^There are seven guys... which one?
^ARMY!! WHERE ARE YOU?

→ RYAN GOT PUNCHED????
^YES!! I cant belive it too gurl
^WHY IT ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I SKIP COLLEGE😭😭

→ 0:15 That tongue slide tho🔥
^I like his eyes, they’re so white
^White?

→ RYAN IS ON MY CHRISMAS LIST!!
^Mine too
^Me too
^Who is ryan?

→ Is she from our clg? Never seen her befour

Now that I think, that was the first time I actually saw her too. Like really saw her. Her eyes they were like sunshine in a Nutella jar, with a little button nose below, ending up with those perfectly sucking lips.
That girl turned out to be something that I could have never expected. Like a rare pokémon, whose ability is seduction. I literally lost it when she kissed me back. Her lips were softer like a baby’s ass as they moved along mine in an ecstatic rhythm.
My tongue unintentionally rolls over my lips as they remember her velvety petal lips. If a kiss can send chills of thrill in my pant, I wonder what a fu-*Fuck!*
Suddenly, I hiss as my tongue touches my swollen upper lip that looks like it got stung by a bee. That motherfucking nerd really had balls to punch me after I beat his orange pulpy ass to la-la land.
All these years, nobody dared to talk to me directly but suddenly a pigster comes and punches me in front of the whole college. I can't bear that. That micropenis bastard needs to die.
I gulp the last drop of the bottle and slide down from the bonnet with a grim determination. "Can I pee please?" Mendes's knees quiver as he stands there hopelessly for my answer.
"Shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you." I scowl, throwing the empty bottle away. *I am so done with his pee-pee drama.*
"Where are you going?" Daniel moonwalks behind me as I take a few steps in rage. "Shawn, I want you to find this nancy boy Ethan Stone. I want him dead. I want his family dead. I want his house burnt to the ground. And I wanna go there and piss on his ashes."
*That pork is so dead and barbecued!*
"Oh my God." Shawn nods as he takes out the laptop from his backpack. "Can I pee, please? I can't control it now. It’s been a whole day." Mendes cries, holding his crotch. His face becomes red and sweats like summer as he looks at me with hope.
Here, I got beaten while kissing a chick, and all he thinks of peeing. *Selfish bastard!*
I fist his shirt's collar and warn him, "Fuck off before I punch into our bladder." I throw him away and take deep heavy breaths as I walk back and forth to calm the violent thoughts steaming in my head.
*First time! First time a quirky nerd hit me.*
"Chill! Come here, drink this. You will feel good." Daniel coddles Mendes as he offers him his beer. "No, I don't want to drink anything. I just want to pee." He whimpers again with shaking knees.
"Oh my God!" Shawn yelps as he finds something on his laptop. I swiftly march towards him and snarl, "Did you find his address?"
"Oh my God.. Oh my God.. Oh my-" I quickly snatch his laptop before I thrash my knuckles into his jaw. "6th Street New Catalyst House number 4. Perfect! Thank you, Shawn." I laud him for his hacking skills.
Shawn is the brilliant unethical hacker of our group. He is a valuable asset that I can tolerate unlike Daniel and Mendes.
I get to the driving seat, and lock myself under the seat belt. Shawn and Mendes get back, whereas Daniel hops to my side asking, "Where are we going?" He grips on his seat as I furiously propel the accelerator with my foot.
I clench the steering wheel outrageously as I spat, "To that motherfucker's house to punch his throat..” And shed his skin then play drums with his bones.
"Guyz, can I pee first then thrash his place, please?” Mendes whimpers again, "SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YOU! Can't you see how serious the matter is and all you want to do is pee?" Daniel vehemently screams at Mendes, who looks petrified for god knows why. "So sit back quietly and be serious now. We will first crush that geeky-motherfucker's throat who hit our bro who is like yoda, then only you will pee, is that clear?"
My grip on the wheel tightens as the video plays in my mind. "Nobody ever hit me that way." My knuckles turn pale as I choke the steering wheel. Even my father never dared to punch me. Though he beat me with his belt, he never punched me.
*I have a bloody war on my mind, and nothing can stop me tonight!*
My blood-curdling eyes glare on the road. I shift to the fourth gear, and instantly my car roars at a transonic speed. After ten minutes of driving, I slow down to the 6th street of New Catalyst residential area. The alley is silent and gloomy, like a forest. I slowly park the vehicle twenty feet away from house number 4.
"Nobody will make a sound, is that clear?” I whisper at my commanders, and they all nod obediently.
We slowly get out of my car. I and Shawn casually walk towards the house with quiet steps whereas Daniel moonwalks and Mendes wiggles with shaky knees to the spot.
The house is built simple. It has two floors, a Toyota car parked in front, and a few flower pots beside the door. I count the number of members of our gang, including me. Once I get satisfied that all the fuckers are present, I proceed further.
I climb the boundary wall and mutely walk to the entrance from where the light is emitting through the glass door. “Ayee stop, stop!" I whisper scream as I halt. Daniel, Shawn, and Mendes pull their disc break and halt as well.
"What happened?" Daniel mutters in confusion. I point my thumb to the door and hush in an alarmed tone, "There is a cop inside."
They all peek through the glass. "I think nerd called the police for protection coz he knew we were gonna come to beat his ass.” Daniel uses his brain as he joins all the pieces together.
"What a wuss!" I scoff, I never thought that geeky motherfucker would be such a coward.
I carefully examine the cop, his gun, belt, radio are not present on his duty belt. In fact, he is relaxingly talking to a woman beside him who is probably in her late thirties. Suddenly the cop pulls the woman and begins to kiss her. "Oh my God!" Shawn shrieks loudly in surprise.
I instantly clamp his mouth and pull him back before he makes any other sound. "Are you crazy? I told you not to make any noise." I whisper growl at him. Daniel curiously peeks in and whoops excitedly, "Wow! I think nerd's mom is cheating with the cop." *Not him again!*
"Guyz, I am peeing. I cannot control it anymore." Mendes whimpers as he walks towards the flower pot and lowers his jeans. *What this fucker is doing?*
"Daniel stop him." I scream in a hushed tone, he immediately moonwalks at Mendes and pulls him back towards us and scolds him, "Aye, no peeing, remember?"
Motherfuckers... *All of them.*
Suddenly my ears catch a familiar tune of Slash's guitar solo banging above us. I look up and see an open glass window. There is a calendar of a bikini girl hanging beside the window from where the music is coming.
*That's his room!*
My knuckles itch to smash them on the nerd’s face and a menacing smirk appears on my lips as I imagine him picking his broken teeth with his broken fingers. *I can't wait to turn that swine disable!*
"Shawn, you take the cover and we'll take the pipes." I tell him and he obediently takes his position. “If anyone comes, hide. And alert us." He immediately nods.
"No, I want to pee." Mendes cries as Daniel drags him to the side of the house from where we will climb. "Will you shut up Mendes, or shall I break your teeth first?" I snarl at him in a low voice.
I look up at the window and smirk maliciously.
*Here I come... Pork!*