8. Zig Zag

**The Dany Boy**

Shawn and Mendes pass their devilish grin.
I make the empty bottle sleep on the table and pet it adorably. "Ready?" I alert everyone. Our sharp eyes static at the bottle's opening.
Ryan blows the smoke and passes the blunt to Mendes with a curt nod. A cue to start the game. I get my crazy Nicky Minaj ass ready as I spin the bottle.
The bottle whirls fast against the law of speed and distance. Soon, it clumsily slows down pointing towards Ryan. But in an instant, he hits the wooden table from below and the bottle stops at Mendes, the brainless cat.
"Truth." Mendes spats.
"We only play dares here." Shawn says after licking his dry chapped lips.
Weed and dare games. It’s the best way to pass our time when we get kicked out of our classes. *Plus, it’s fun like anal sex.*
"Your dare is... You have to ask for permission from everyone here, before going to the bathroom. And the plot twist is,” Shawn points his finger in the air and imitates in Trump's voice, "If anyone denies, you will not pee, for the whole day."
We all howl and bang the bench in agreement. I spin the bottle again and it halts facing Shawn, who is sitting right in front of Mendes.
“For the whole day, you will only speak one word, that is Oh my god.” He sneers merrily. "But that's three words." Ryan intervenes with his logic.
"Isn't OMG one word?" Mendes asks in return. We all stare infinitely at the cuckoo in front of us, he is yet to be mature. "Anyway, you will speak only Oh My God, and if you say any other word, we will boot into your balls."
A vicious smile appears on Mendes's face as if he couldn't wait to touch Shawn's balls with his knees. *Fascinating!*
I spin the bottle and it halts facing Mendes, who is smiling like a queen bitch. "Speak! Speaaakkkk!" He jeers. Ryan and I stare at him stoically as Shawn's cracked lips come in a thin line, he slowly opens his mouth and shrieks, "Oh my God!"
"Tell me the dare, you fucker!" Mendes snickers and suddenly it hits my brain. This assfuck is not a cuckoo after all. *But a Genius nut!*
After a few silly dares like eat your boogie, twerk like Miley, summon Satan, Moonwalk all day, the bottle stops at Ryan, who is still laughing at Shawn, who couldn't give a dare to anyone.
"Oh my God!" Shawn suddenly screams as he sees the bottle's head facing Ryan and the bottom facing me. *Now that's interesting!*
A capricious smile spreads on my million dollar face as I excitedly order Ryan, "Go kiss whoever is wearing black jeans. Even if it’s a guy, professor, HOD or Director himself."
I glance my watch, only five minutes are remaining for the bell. Our Director Pinky must be on the round and he is wearing black today.
We all stare at Ryan for his response, but like a killer on loose, he glares at me like his next victim. "C'mon! It's just a dare. All you need to do is walk sexily towards the black jeans person and kiss the fuck out his life." I pucker my lips and make smooching sound.
*Muaaah Um-Muuaaahh!*
Ryan narrows his eyes, his jawline clenches as he looks at my black jeans. "Except me." I add slowly. I look around and stand up enthusiastically, "Let's find a pair of lips for our Ryan.”
"Oh my God!" Shawn agrees with me excitedly whereas Mendes slowly stands up asking, "Can I use the washroom first, then we can go?" *This bitch!*
"No. We will first get Ryan his kissing buddy, right?" I turn towards Ryan, who looks in a mood to play with both of my kidneys. I smile.
He infuriatingly stands up. I turn around and start to moonwalk around the campus in search of black jeans victim. We finally halt in front of IT building, and I look to my left at the Director's office waiting for Pinky's entry.
*That pink dick should be here anytime now.*
"Oh my God!" Shawn shrieks in excitement. I turn my head and see a teeny guy dressed up in a black hoodie, black jeans and a black cap looking all spooky and hideous. A smile appears on my vile face. This guy will work too.
Seeing him all dressed up in black makes him look like he was born to get kissed by our ruthless Ryan.
"Who is he? I have never seen him before." Mendes comments.
“I know him.” Frown appears on Ryan's forehead as he gawks at the guy like a shark checkouts an unknown diver, “He stepped on my Jordans.”
Ohhhh! Right.. That’s the same Marvel jacket he is wearing from that day.
"Go kiss him." I tell Ryan. My lips curve up in an evil smirk as I take out my phone and instantly switch the camera's setting to video recording.
*Ryan kissing a guy would blow up the internet.*
"You can do it, Ryan! You were born for this. Yes, my boi." I cheer him up and pet his back for motivation.
“Fuck no.” Ryan snarls, his face looks pissed as if someone peed on his Versace pants.
"Chill! It's just a dare." I mutter with utter confidence. "Yeah, bro! Just kiss then threaten him to shut his mouth." Mendes uses his genius brain.
"Yeah! And we won't leak to anyone.” I gulp in lies.
Ryan’s eyes stay static on the guy as he studies the spooky human who is self absorbed on his phone.
I take out the mint spray from my pocket and pass him. "Just shove your tongue in his mouth. That's it." I drive his confidence. "Oh my God!" Shawn does thumbs up as he wishes him all the best and so do we all.
“Fine. Whatever.” With a careless attitude, Ryan strides towards the eccentric guy.
I action Mendes and Shawn to take the video from the left, while I take it from the right. I quietly moonwalk after him and raise my phone to get a better angle of Ryan and the spooky guy.
*I can miss a fuck, but not this scene.*
Ryan walks straight towards the guy like the fearless animal he is. I chuckle as I see the spooky guy’s face, scared and completed blown.
But something tells me he is very cute and feminine. *I think he is gay.*
I laugh out loud as I see Ryan walking in zig zag to catch the guy. From far one can say our big boy is trying to kidnap the kid, openly and bravely.
The petrified guy gets into panic mode as Ryan clamps his arms, reducing his escape ways. I zoom in for a closer view. In an instant, he removes the cap from its owner and our mouth falls open in dire.
*WTF! He is a girl!*