33. Crocodile Pants

**Emara Stone**

”How could you forget it?" Ethan yells irritatingly.
"I just forgot! But why are you being so obsessed with a book?" I ask as I walk past him with a bag of Doritos.
"We have exams from next month for god's sake, when you will start being serious for once?" Ethan growls loudly so the neighbors would know we have exams coming up.
"Geez.. Stop screaming! We have a whole month." I shrug my shoulders and walk away from his heated eyes. Honestly, I didn't forget his book. It's just my bag was filled with Ryan's heavy files and there was no space left for Ethan's fatass Java book.
So I left it where I saw it last time, in my locker.
"Just a month, Emara. One month!" He yells as he walks after me to the living room where our parents are cozily sitting on the couch, laughing at TikTok videos.
"I am very tired now. I am going to bed now. Good night everyone." I hastily climb the stairs before Ethan could follow me with his rant then rush to my room and lock it. *Phew*!
I drop my clothes on the floor and stand naked under the shower head. I take my time to wash my hair, underarms, ass, and the penis fly trap in between my legs. I grab a razor and clean the lady garden.
*Vulvarine needs some action tonight.*
After a good wash, I put a chocolate smelling lotion and pick my phone to see the time, 9:40 PM.
*'I am leaving.'*
I text Ana and immediately wear black clothes so I can get camouflaged in the dark. I keep my phone and heels in the bag then turn off the lights and slowly open my window.
I look down and see the difference of ten feet between the window and the concrete ground. If I accidentally fall, I am pretty sure I'll break all of my teeth and both the knees. I am confident that I am very clumsy.
But sometimes you have to sacrifice your limbs to have fun, *right?*
I carefully stand on the edge of the window holding the side railings and count in how many seconds I'll crash land on the floor. I breathe in, breathe out and tightly hold the pole as I recite the proverb in my mind,
*‘If Ryan can do it, I can do it.’*
I have never done anything so stupid and dangerous in my life. I hope this fucking party will be worth it, because if I slipped, for sure I am going to be hospitalized and pee in bed for a month.
I carefully slide halfway down to the pole then jump on the car's bonnet making minimum noise. I slump down and with mute steps cross the boundary of my house and run like a hoe on the street to catch the cab.
*I am free motherfuckers!*
. . .
"Close your eyes." Ana dictates and I immediately shut them. I feel soft feathery hair brushing my eyelids, I sit back and enjoy the feels. My eyes have never been dusted so delicately in my whole life.
"Don't open them yet." I keep them close on her order. I trust Ana even if she barbecues my eyes, I know am gonna look good.
Suddenly I feel a cool wet liquid above my eyelashes, which made me giggle. "Boo trust me, you gonna give blue balls to a lot of guys tonight." Ana praises excitedly and blows cool air on the wet area.
"There will be lots of jerks in the party, beware of those dicks. Especially Lil' Willie, he will rant about his cock but in real his tip is so small that if you have sex with him, you will still be a virgin." Ana warns me in a serious tone.
"You must be kidding!" I chuckle with my eyes closed. "No kidding. Boys are overoptimistic and highly overconfident about their micropenises. You could never guess they have a rat size dick in their crocodile pants"
*Either Ana hates men or she knows them very well.*
"There is a reason why God didn't give men a vagina and womb, coz he knew they are highly stupid and would get pregnant every week and doom the population of earth." I end up laughing at her comment. *She is so cool.*
My eyes flicker open and I see black glimmering eye shadow with winged eyeliner so sharp that it can pierce through a shield and murder anyone. Sexy!
"Trust me Emara, you will know when you will meet a real man. He will be radiating this strong Big Dick energy that will make your body go jello instantly and your pussy will purr Daddy automatically." Noted.
Ana opens the cap of the liquid lipstick and gently spread it on my lips. Dark red lips strike like danger on my moonlight face. At one glance, I look intimidating with black clouds on my eyelids and blood on my lips, someone who looks like she won a war.
I mean, I don't disagree as I have slain and massacred many dragons in my garden with the left hand.
"Your dress is behind the door." Ana powders her cheek as she points towards her bathroom. I immediately wear the dress and turn around to check myself out in the mirror.
*Woohoo!*
Fuck! I think I should sleep with myself, that would be the best sex of my life.
I stand there slaying in the short leather dress that dominatingly hugs all of my curves. But the strapless bra makes me feel itchy from inside. I instantly unbuckle and throw away the only thing that holds my titties in place.
*As it is said, Superman needs no seatbelt.*
I twist my body right then left to see the gorgeous curvy trajectory my body is designed in. I throw my hair back in slow motion and give flying kisses to my reflection in the mirror.
I look hot like the chicken who just jumped out of the barbecue grill.
Only if Ryan could see me now, he would sell away his evil kidneys and beg on his knee-caps to have a glance at me and my entrancing heavenly body. But I would still reject him and send him away kidneyless.
I kick the door open and walk into the room like a diva. "How hot I look?" I roam my hands hungrily on my breast, and thighs as I sultrily ask Ana, who is spraying her hair with oxygen. I think that's oxygen.
She swiftly turns around and eyes my figure packed inside her shoulderless black dress that hardly covers my thighs. "Boo, you look so hot that you deserve to get kissed by Zac Efron." Some inhuman noises come out from me as I laugh out loud. *I agree!*
I look at Ana who is wearing a silky smooth one piece of satin that is hung on her shoulders with the mercy of two thin straps. She looks irresistible. If I were a guy, I would definitely beg to smash her she is that beautiful.
"Stop drooling over me. Let's GO!" Anna squeals excitedly as she grabs her purse and my hand. I wear my black color heals and grab my phone as I follow her to make some bad decisions tonight.
She drags me out of her house and into her dad's Volvo. After driving for a good twenty minutes, we come across a street from where loud music can be heard pumping from a house. No, a Villa, a mansion. A town with one house.
We enter a private property that is surrounded by trees from all the sides, making it look like a perfect hideout spot. Red solo cups litter the large lawn and the path is packed with cars and heavy motorcycles. I could alone become a millionaire if I sell all these expensive-looking vehicles at half of their price.
My eyes widen as I look at the huge three floors mansion that screams of drunk people and loud rap songs. Ana finds a parking spot, hopping out she locks the car and bends down to adjust her breast so they look plum and heavy in her satin dress.
I follow her actions and shake my titties inside the tight leather dress that makes them look more lively and appealing.
*Go live your life, titties.*
Ana takes my hand and drags me straight into the house that is blasting with music. My eyes widen as I look at the party that I have dreamed of. People are crazily howling to the music and pumping their heads and fists in the air energetically.
Drunk boys are humping girls, boys, walls, tables... Basically they are grinding anything that has legs. *Beautiful.*
Ana leans to my ear and screams above the loud music, "Do not accept drinks from jerks and do not follow any dick to any room." I nod at her obediently as we walk past sweaty bodies that are roughly swinging as if they are possessed.
I stumble a little to my left as a guy almost falls on me, he is drenched in sweat and alcohol. His both the eyes flutter at a different time as he purrs, "Hey boobs, nice girl."
"What?" I freak out. Ana immediately grabs my hand and leads me to the kitchen. She makes me sit beside the counter that is crowded with empty beer cups. I look around and admire the wild party, people throwing hands, cups, and bodies in the air while enjoying every second of it.
"How is it?" Ana yells, her hips sexily swing to the music. "Awesome!" I yell back to her as I rock my body to the beat. She disappears for a minute and appears with two small glasses. I lift the glass with transparent liquid and gulp it down quickly.
"What was that?" The liquor burns through my throat and stomach like acid as I feel my internal organs digesting it.
"Sauza Tequila."
Ana pulls me off the seat and drags me in between the dancing bodies. We push through the crowd until we found a spot. She puts her hands on my shoulders and swings her body to the beat. The tequila suddenly kicks in my head and I hold Ana's tiny waist for support and sway my hips.
As if my booty found its own head, it keeps on swirling, grinding, whirling in the air hitting other people's bum. After a good bum-cheek-bum dance, we get back to the counter with more drinks.
"Do not move, okay? I'll just go meet a friend and will be back in a few minutes." Ana yells.
I nod at her while sipping my drink. The smell of alcohol is strong as everyone dances to the pounding music. The liquor kicks in again and I dance at my place.
"Blue hair girl, Emara?"
I turn around and find red, sleepy eyes staring right back at me. The guy looks like a skeleton with skin. He has dirty blond hair and a faint bliss smile on his tan face.
"Yeaahhhh." I slowly nod.
The guy has a black color box in his other hand and deep swollen eyes on the face that aimlessly stare at me. He slowly sits on the other side of the counter as he continues,
"Hi, I am Moe... Moe Lester. Friend of Ana."