9. 2+2=21

**The Dany Boy**

WTF!
He is a girl!
2+2=21
*How?*
As if my brain's cassette got stuck, it only plays WTF WTF in my head. "OH MY GOD!" Shawn screeches beside me as he points at the girl in mere surprise. *I know!*
At this moment, I felt like God. Though I created the earth, I can't calculate it’s population.
The chick's dark hair falls to her chest as she frighteningly stares at Ryan. She is not just a chica, but a pretty-petite one.
Ryan knew! He must have known or why he would have agreed instantly. Wasting no time, he smashes his desperate lips on the caged girl in his arms and the bell rings.
*Humans licking dogs,*
*Rats running after cats.*
*A little lamb had Mary,*
*Well, that escalated quickly!*
"Oh my fucking dog!" I scream along with Shawn as we witness a hot foreplay. Ryan intensely kisses the girl, he sucks her off as if her lips are made of cocaine. I zoom in to get their best lip lock shot, but suddenly the focus changes as people start coming in the background.
People scream and howl like crazy as they openly see two horny students canoodling in the middle of the campus. *This is so going online!*
Suddenly Ryan and the girl detach their lips slowly. Her nose, cheeks, and lips have turned bright pink like a fresh spanked ass. The crowd screams, "ONCE MORE! ONCE MORE!" Including me.
But Shawn couldn’t so he screams, "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"
I look around and see close to hundred students gathered to watch them makeout. Whereas Ryan and the girl stand unbothered by the crowd, looking madly and deeply in love with each other.
*Fuck! This is definitely scripted.*
Ryan holds her tightly once again as he leans in for a second round, completing the crowd's wish. But this time, it is more passionate. Ryan gropes the girl as he shoves his tongue in her throat like I had told him to. I couldn't feel more proud of him than ever.
I dared him to kiss and he is fucking making out with her. *That's ma boi!*
The crowd howls and more people add in to record them, but that didn't affect either of them as they suck each other's tongue intensely. Their bodies stick to each other like romantically tangled earphones. The girl is literally living her best life as Ryan gives her a taste of his signature French kiss.
"Wooowwwh!" I squeal along with the masses of people, this is going to be more famous than Pinky's twerk dance at the Annual college party. Suddenly we heard an aggressive roar somewhere from within the crowd. *Was it the HOD?*
The guy who was flirting with Rose comes forward, spoiling the foreplay, and punches Ryan brutally on his nose. "Hooooooooohhhhhh!" The crowd takes an astound deep breath, our face goes from :D to :O in a flash of second.
*I bet his erection died!*
"Oh my God!" Shawn screeches in shock, "Yeah, oh my God really!" I said surprisingly. The guy pulls back the black-haired girl possessively and steps forward to stand in her place. *Ooh.. Possessive.*
Whereas red thick blood drips from Ryan's bruised nose directly to his Versace jacket. "Ooohhhh Fuckkkkkkkkk!" He is gone, the nerd is dead.
Ryan's eyes glare at the intruder who stepped in between his makeout session. He lifts his Thanos fist menacingly and strikes at the nerd's jaw in rage. But that sly fox bends down in time, saving money for his medical expenses, and in return jams his knee in Ryan's stomach.
*Fuck! Nobody saw that coming, not even Ryan himself.*
Ryan-0 Nerd-2
The entire crowd goes stunned by the nerd's trick and record their fight deviously in their phones. Ryan quickly recovers as he swiftly turns around, locking the nerd's throat in his arm in a barbaric move.
With no mercy, he rammed his fists in ribs with a force that could crack a marble. His clenched hand continuously collide with his ribs as Ryan chokes him in a locked neck position.
The crowd steps back as Ryan harshly grabs his hair, turns him around in pain and roughly thrusts his rock hard knee on his nose, ending the fight in a move.
I couldn't help but raise my hands to clap. That was beautiful. The nerd unconsciously falls back, his cheeks, nose, lips are swollen and bleeding in charity.
Ryan-10 Nerd-2
But that didn't stop Ryan, he pounded his fists incessantly on the nerd, breaking his muscles and tissues. His eyes are wild like a violent tornado and nobody tries to stops him. We all statically stare at the uncontrollable wild wind around Ryan that is going to uproot nerd's roots.
*It’s like candy to my eyes.*
In an instance, Pinky steps in pulling off Ryan from kicking the soul out of the nerd, "What are you doing? STOP!" He growls as he tries to restrain Ryan's murderous intention.
But I know, nothing would calm him than shedding more blood. My eyes fall on the fragmented nerd who is trying to stand up on his feet. Though he looks like a crushed bottle, his eyes still have a burning fury. He clumsily walks towards Ryan, who is listening to Pinky's nagging and aimlessly hits in the air. *What a stupid!*
Suddenly, the crowd gets alive again and howls excitedly as Pinky, the Director gets hit by the nerd and ungracefully falls on Ryan. I record every moment as he growls 'Son of a Bitch' at the nerd in front of all the students.
Pinky-0 Nerd-1
He aggressively slaps the nerd's head and drags him to his office while screaming at other students, “Is your grandma twerking here? Go to your classes!”
Other professors confiscate Ryan and a few boys for witnesses and pull them to the Director's office as well.
I shockingly stare at my phone, in a span of few minutes we saw romance, foreplay, fight, and climax. I smirk as I look at the future blockbuster video that is going to massacre all the previous hit videos on the internet.
Just like a movie, it got all the things to be famous: Kiss, passion, bloodshed, drama, plot twist, and background sound. Plus audience.
If perfect was a video, it would be this one. I edit a few things, then click on the button..
*Upload!*