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I laid still and motionless on his desk. I heard his approaching footsteps and soon enough, his index finger was feeling my nose.

"Hmm, she died." He simply muttered. I squinted one eye open a little and caught that he was staring at me. To add more dramatic effect to the scene, I stuck my tongue out, leaning it against my left cheek, sharply shutting my eyes back closed.

I reopened one eye when the dialing tone from the office phone distracted me. He was calling someone. I watched his actions with interest.

Whoever was at the other end of the phone did not waste any time before answering.

"Yeah, long time no see." Chad went straight to the point. "So, that last time you called and said you needed some dead bodies for your project, is that still a thing?" He demanded to know. What was he doing?

I kept my eyes shut the whole time, trying my best to remain unmoving.

"It is? That is great. So my secretary just died in my office and I have no idea if she's got a family and so I'd pretty much do anything to get rid of her right now." He said. "Good, I'll send security in, she will be in your lab first thing tomorrow morning…"

"Wait!" I sprang to my feet. The effect caused me to stumble forward and fall flat on my face. I stood to my feet and cleared my throat, stylishly walking to him at first to clear the embarrassing air.

I changed my mind and rushed to his side, turning him around with a slight pull of his shoulders.

He dropped the phone and a mocking smirk lingered around his lips. I had been fooled.

"Well, what a miracle to have you back with us, how was heaven?" Why he had a new cheery personality, I wondered, yet made no attempt to complain about it.

"Please listen to me Cha… Mr. Bush, I can explain myself." I sighed, keeping my eyes to the floor.

"Interesting, speak." Chad returned to his desk and took his seat.

*

"...and that is how I ended up here." I sighed. "I'm sorry, sir."

"So let me get things straight, you had the case of the horny boyfriend." He spun around on his chair, listening to me with a great deal of interest.

"Yes, sir."

"But as usual, your errors got in the way and hence decided to curse me with the most novice version of nudity?" He continued.

"Yes, sir." An humble me returned.

"And you see telling me that you snicker into my house without permission, got into my bedroom, took Rebecca's phone, returned it a second time, allcthese without getting caught?" He listed off his fingers.

"Affirmative." I figured if I was going to lose my job, I could as well do it with the right intention.

"All my life working with you, this has never happened, I must say, I commend you for an actual job well done this time, like what the actual hell, I'm impressed." He chuckled.

"Wait what?" I widened my eyes. This had to be the least of all the reactions I had expected from him.

"I'm serious." He kept up with his enthusiastic phase.

"What the hell?" I gulped.

"Are you insane?" The swinging action from his bedroom door drew our attentions. There she was. Rebecca Black. A real life supermodel shaped dragon.

"I heard the whole story and refused to interrupt hoping that you would give her the right amount of punishment, only to listen to this shenanigans?" She strode in, taking her loud heels with her.

"What are you doing here?" Chad stood to his feet. His enthusiasm was gone and an upset mark dressed his face. He turned to look at me, "I thought I told you to cancel meeting with Rebecca today."

"That one, I did!" I raised my hands in defeat.

"It doesn't matter why I'm here. All that matters is that you are going to fire this bitch right now and right here." She pointed manicured accusing fingers at me.

"Excuse me?" I glared at her.

"You can't make these decisions for me Rebecca, I'm the-" Chad tried to speak in defense but she made a bitch move and landed a knock in my head.

"What the fuck?" I gasped, placing my hands on my head. "Why you!" I yelled and charged use my foot to raise her right leg from off the floor so she would lose her balance.

It worked and she was soon on the floor. I settled myself to sit on her and began to spank her butt with every angry power in me.