chapter 72

We got back home and I jumped out of the car, with the foodstuff, and the ducktape?

"Ah today was fun" I reached up and yanked on his piercing

"What was that for?" seriously? he is asking me that question.

"For making me get a tattoo" I prodded his chest with my hand "and for making me dye my hair" another hard prod "and for making me get another piercing and for making me walk around the mall barefoot, for making me prank a stranger, and for making me chew gum loudly in a public restaurant, for that"

"Oh, I am sorry, do you want to tell your father on me with your hair packed upwards" I widened my eyes "Do you" I shook my head and he nodded.

"Xavier" I whined "I am sorry"

"It's okay, do you want to make it up by standing by that tree and closing your eyes"

"Um sure" I walked to the tree and closed my eyes

"Lean against it" what is happening, I did as he said waiting for him to crash me into the tree with his car. Instead, I felt something wrap around me, I looked down and saw him taping me to the tree. WHAT THE FUCK, normal boyfriends tell their girlfriend to cook something for them or to rub their feet, he was taping me to a tree.

"Xavier what are you doing," I asked with a horrified tone, what is wrong with this dude, would somebody tell me

"Taping you to a tree"

"Way to go captain obvious, why are you taping me to a tree"

"Just be patient okay" he finalized the taping and pecked me. "I have a surprise for you, close your eyes"

"Xavier we have been together all day, I haven't seen you buying anything that looks spectacular"

"Close it" I huffed and closed my eyes

"Now open your mouth" I did as he said, I felt something like a ball slip into my mouth, a ball gag. Xavier pushed my chin up and the thing broke. AN EGG. I spat it out immediately. Xavier burst out in a fit of laughter.

"I walked right into that one, didn't I"

"Yup" I stuck my tongue out in disgust

"Oh fuck, Xavier release me," I said still spitting out the remainder of eggshells in my mouth

"Okay"

Immediately the duck tape was off my body I was on Xavier forcing him to kiss me and taste how raw egg yoke tastes.

"Get off me" I continued trying, finally my lips were on his

"You like that" I got off him and he wiped his tongue with his sleeve.

"I am tired, Xavier can I take a nap?" I asked stifling a little yawn and stretching my arms out

"Sure, make sure to sleep with as limited clothes as possible so your tattoo can breathe" he smiled and released my hand, "when you wake up I will be in the kitchen"

"Okay" I walked up the stairs, pulling off my crop top

"WAKE UP," Xavier said, no yelled into my ear, I jumped off the bed in fear, I was not expecting

"What. goes. on. in. your. HEAD" I screamed at him and rubbed my head "what time is it?"

"It is nine and I made you dinner" he smiled

"What?! can you even cook" I widened my eyes

"No, but Gillian is not here so I made my girlfriend dinner" Why do I feel like this is part of his plan? because it is.

"Where did Gillian go?" I asked when I got out of bed.

"I gave her a day off because I wanted you to eat what I made for you," he said and smiled, "Will you eat what I made for you?"I know this will backfire because it is Xavier I am dealing with here but,

"Sure, I will eat what you made for me"

"Good, cos you cannot say no either way" I redrew my face in confusion, is that seriously still going on, I thought he had forgotten. I followed him out of the room to the kitchen,

"What do you have for me today, Mr. Aslan Xavier Hades," I asked bouncing unto the sit in front of the island table.

"I made you noodles" really, he woke me up from sleep to eat noodles.

"Come on, son of lucifer, I know you can do more than that" He set the plate of food in front of me and I gave him a wary glance before picking a fork slowly from the holder.

"Are you going to eat it or not"

"Yes, I will," I said and twirled the fork around in the food then stuck it into my mouth, I closed my eyes tightly and anticipated the worms that would crawl out of the ground, rip my body to shreds and drag me to hell. But nothing came. "Hmm this is actually edible and spicy," I said taking another fork into my mouth "too spicy" I fanned it because there was no glass of water near me. "Xavier I need water, what kind of peppers are in this thing?!"

"I may have added some pure capsaicin"

"I need water," I said with my tongue out and walked to the fridge" Xavier closed the door to the fridge.

"Forget water, how about you try the smoothie I made for you"I grabbed it from him and threw it down my throat, Oh my God that was the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted in my entire eighteen years of living. I ran to the sink and spat it out, then rinsed my mouth out frantically with tap water. Xavier was laughing loudly behind me.

"You fool, that thing could have killed me" I screamed

"Don't yell at me,"

"What is in that smoothie"

"Do you really wanna know?" he asked making me glare at him, the fact that he thought this was funny made me want to step on his head and do a march number on his cheek

"Yes I really want to know"

"Oatmeal, Brussel sprouts, cold mustard, eggs, and a pinch of salt" What, that entered my mouth."I am going to brush my teeth" I pushed past him

"When you are done come back down to give me a massage"

"No I will not"

"The funny thing is that I was not asking you"