Meeting The Mean Girls

Lisa had her driver follow us in the car while we walked, this way he could put our shopping bags into the car. While she was cluing me in on the boys we decided to stop at a cafe to grab something to drink. We sat at a corner table, where we still had a view of the busy street outside. “ Girl, the way Thomas was looking at you earlier, I am sure he wants you.” She laughed so hard that she let out a snort, which made me laugh. “ Kadian, you definitely are seeing things. He barely looked in my direction, he is more into the bleach blond fake boobs type.” Now I am the one laughing like crazy. The waiter brought us our drinks and we were deep into our conversation, when two girls stopped at our table. We were still talking when someone clears their throat and we both look up at the same time. It was two girls around our age that stood there staring at Lisa, one of them had her hands on her hips. From her demeanor I could tell she considers herself as someone important and relevant to us.
I could tell she was a bitch just based on her overall attitude. “ Well, isn’t it flat chested Lisa? Would you like me to loan you some money, so you could buy a pair of boobs?” She said with an evil smile on her face and then they both laughed. I looked at Lisa, who was rolling her eyes at the girl. ”Do you know these bitches, Lisa?” I asked with venom in my voice. “ It seems that your standards have dropped lately.” They both let out a loud gasp and looked in my direction “ Who the hell are you calling a bitch? A nobody like you and Lisa could never be on my level” she screeched. Lisa started laughing at her reaction. “ This is Heather and her shadow Lena, they’ve been jealous bitches since middle school. Heather here would bully any girl she thought liked Kyle, because in her demented mind she is Kyle’s future wife.” Now both girls are looking furious and are getting ready to argue. “ Excuse me, this is a bitch free zone and we’re not interested in wasting our time with attention seeking whores. So if you don’t mind, please remove yourself from our sight” I informed them, with a straight face. By this time the other people in the cafe were looking in our direction and talking. Lisa couldn’t stop laughing.
The manager came over and asked them to leave, because they were disturbing his customers. Since they thought they were special, when the manager asked them to leave they were greatly offended. “ How dare you speak to me like that? Do you know who I am? I am going to have my daddy bankrupt your shitty little cafe.” she yelled. Wow, what is she twelve? She is going to run and tell her daddy she was being bullied. Everyone in the cafe stopped what they were doing and just stared at the two looney toon characters. I was thinking wow, this bitch is the little yellow school bus special. Who acts like this in public and expects people to take them seriously. Maybe she thinks she is still in middle or high school, where she could have bullied people and got away with it. Lisa put one of her hands on mind to get my attention. Lisa and I have been friends since freshman year and she knows my temperament and feelings about bullies. The look on my face told her I was thinking evil thoughts about these girls, especially Heather.
I looked at her “ Just ignore them, they’re not worth our time. Let’s just leave and continue our shopping therapy.” We walked out of the cafe and into the NIke sneakers store, because a girl can never have enough shoes. We walked out with three bags each and a smile on our faces. Honestly I wanted a slap that smart ass smirk off Heather’s face, but that would’ve ruined the rest of our day. Plus, I didn’t want Ethan to have to bail me out of jail. I can’t be having assault charges when I am trying to be a lawyer. We stood up and walked around the two clowns, paid our bill and left. I looked at Lisa and asked “ What was all that about?” She shook her head “ Heather and four of her friends were the typical mean girls from middle and high school. They were all cheerleaders and laid claim to all the hot athletes, which included Thomas and Kyle.
When they were all in the eighth grade one of my brother’s friends had a birthday party and they played spin the bottle and she had to kiss Kyle. Ever since that night no other girl has been allowed to go near him.”