Chapter 145: Story Time
*I know a girl, she puts the color inside my world. – John Mayor*
Helen and Bunny were both worn out. They had had fun at Bunny’s baby shower, ate more than any pregnant woman should and played games. Then once everyone was gone, they both said that they were just going to sit down for a moment and then they would help clean up.
They had been asleep on the couch for nearly an hour in JD and Dean’s living room when the rest of the family joined them. Reese sat down on the couch and pulled Helen into his lap. Jaxon and Ty sat on either side of Bunny as Neo sat in the armchair and pulled Jolene down to sit in his lap. JD sat on the floor and leaned against the wall with Dean sitting between his legs. Wayne and Cheryl mirrored the younger couple a few feet down from them.
“What do you need me to do?” Helen asked as she sat up.
Chuckling, Reese pulled her back against his chest. “It’s all taken care of.”
“We were going to help.” Bunny objected.
“It’s okay.” Ty said against her hair. “You two were tired.”
“I had fun.” Bunny smiled as she snuggled in between her two men.
“The princesses are good at partying.” Cheryl grinned and her dad groaned. Wayne knew what his fiancé was talking about and couldn’t help but laugh.
Dean grinned broadly. “My eighteenth birthday falls on a Friday.”
“Hell yeah!” Cheryl offered her cousin a fist bump.
“I feel like we’re missing something.” JD told his brother who agreed.
“The princess clubs go out for eighteenth birthdays.” Reese explained vaguely.
“To the male cabaret!” the two cousins said simultaneously before they both began laughing.
“And the twenty-first.” Neo grinned. “Thirtieth. Fortieth. Any excuse they can find-eth.”
“My eighteenth, the older princesses got so drunk that I had to drive them home.”
Reese grunted.
“There were so many of us out that night that I had to make multiple trips.” Cheryl went on ignoring her dad who was grinning as he shook his head slightly. “The club had been closed for about an hour by the time I got the last of them.”
Dean started snickering.
“When I got back, Gina was giving some of the guys a lap dance.”
“Gina?” several voices asked in shock as Reese laid his head back and looked up at the ceiling. He gave in and began laughing as he remembered that night.
“Dad and AJ and some of the other guys were…, where the hell were you?” She asked Reese suddenly realizing that she didn’t remember where the guys had been.
“We had all the younger kids at the hotel having a floor party.”
“That’s right.” She grinned. “We need to have a floor party again.”
“What’s a floor party?” Jolene asked.
“We rent a floor of a hotel and let the kids have the run of it.” Reese explained.
“Like several rooms?” Ty asked.
Shaking his head, Reese grinned. “The whole floor.”
“Everybody rents a room or two or more.” Cheryl explained. “They are all reserved at the same time and requested to be together. It’s usually done at the Nicole’s hotel, and she tells her people what to expect.”
“Usually, one of the conditions is that my company oversees a remodel afterwards.” Reese smirked at his daughter.
“You have *one* water balloon fight and no one *ever* lets you forget it!” She complained with a grin.
“A water balloon fight?” Helen asked and Jolene added “Inside?”
“Bunny looked between her men as she told both of them “No. don’t even think it. No.”
“Aunt Nicole does bag searched now.” Dean laughed. “Now get back to what Gina was doing.”
“Yes, yes.” Cheryl laughed as Wayne wrapped his arms a little tighter around her and kissed her neck. “So I get back and Gina is giving them a lap dance. I saw *waaaay* more of my aunt than I *ever* I want to see again. Although, she has a nice rack.”
There was a round of laughter at her last statement.
“And what makes her rack stand out?” Dean asked with a giant smile.
“Sun and moon tats around her nipples.” Cheryl smiled and her cousin melted into a fit of laughter.
Helen looked up at Reese. “No.”
“Oh my god, mom!” both of her sons declared.
“Hell, yeah, mom!” Jolene grinned. “Do you know how awesome that would look with your nipple rings?”
There was a shocked round of “What the hell?” and “What the fuck?” as Reese smiled at her.
“It would look awesome.” Jolene grinned at her mom.
“It would.” Reese agreed as he nuzzled Helen’s neck. “Get some rings or bars that match. Bars with little chains.”
“You can stop there, dad.” Cheryl practically begged. “And I mean, never mention my stepmother’s nipples or breasts ever again. Or any other part of her. Especially the parts that should be covered and you would like to not have covered.”
“That’s all of her.” Neo grinned.
“Precisely.” Reese agreed.
“Before I hurl over here,” Dean interjected, “let’s get back to Aunt Gina and her tattooed breasts.”
“You realize that’s not much better.” Cheryl pointed out.
“I’m not dating Gina’s son.” Dean countered. “Or her stepson.”
“Gina has a son?” JD asked.
“Stepson.” Reese explained. “Anthony’s mom was pregnant with him before they broke up and didn’t tell AJ until the boy was eight or nine. Then it was only because she came back to town for her grandad’s funeral and AJ saw him. He had to go to court to get visitation.”
“Anyway….” Dean chuckled.
“Side quests.” Wayne said as he rested his chin on his fiancé’s head.
“Leave my video games out of it.” Cheryl chuckled. “Anyway… I get back and Gina is giving the guys a lap dance. She’s refusing to quit and the few other princesses that are still there are encouraging her and shoving dollars in her jeans.”
“Eventually, I had to call dad and AJ.” Cheryl started laughing again. “AJ pulled her shirt on and then put handcuffs –“
“Fuzzy handcuffs.” Dean added.
“Yes, fuzzy handcuffs. And told her that if she didn’t behave, she would never get to have sex in the patrol car ever again.”
Dean and Reese were laughing as Cheryl tried to finish the story. Neo and Wayne were chuckling as they had heard the story before. The rest of the room sat in stunned silence.
“Gina looks at AJ and says…” Cheryl took a deep breath. “I like the woo-woo sex.”
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