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**Jazz POV: **
Today is Cleo's baby shower and I am beyond sleepy. It was harder than I thought it would be to keep this baby shower a secret. I got both West and Valenzano up early in the morning to help me set up. I must say we did a great job. The streamers that hung across the ceiling in a crisscross pattern and the bright pink and blue-colored balloons that created the centerpiece on the ceiling, the baby shower trees (Christmas trees), are decorated with baby items nicely.
Now all Valenzano have to do is get her out of the house so the guess can arrive. Cleo have not been wanting to do anything but sleep and eat. I even bribed her with food to go out for a walk with me. She told me no, and that he ankles can not tolerate a walk around the pack lands. Than I told her that her ankles cant tolerate all the weight she is carrying. I got punched. I deserved it and it hurt.
The food is already here. The drinks are already prepped and are in the fridge so they are nice and cold. While Valenzano went upstairs to get Cleo ready, I tested the food to make sure it was up to my standards, and it was. I asked West to test the drinks and he hasn't gotten back to me yet. We have thirty minutes before the guest arrives and fifteen minutes after that Valenzano is to bring Cleo downstairs. I mind link West and wait for his reply.
"West, where are you? How are the drinks?", I asked via mind link. I needed everything to be perfect.
"Not right now babe, I am stuck on the toilet", he said with a moan.
"What do you mean you are stuck on the toilet? West right now is not the time for one of your jokes. How were the drinks?", I said, annoyed with him.
"Babe, I am not joking! I think the drinks gave me have the runs", he said, and my heart stopped.
"That's impossible babe, you are a shifter. You didn't get sick. Hell, you guys barely die of natural causes. So, stop playing or so, help me Goddess no sex for a month!", I yelled.
"If you don't believe me, come upstairs. I am in the fucking bathroom. I tasted every drink in the fridge and after like ten minutes my stomach started acting up", he said. Fuck my life.
"I am coming and a swear you better not be shitting me, pun intended", I said, marching up the stairs.
I angrily walked upstairs to our room and when I opened the bedroom door, I knew he wasn't lying. The whole room smelled like wolf shit. I open the bathroom door and West is sitting on the toilet leaning over holding his stomach. I would be laughing my ass off if I didn't have an event happening in thirty minutes. It reeks in here. What the fuck happened?
"Told you I wasn't lying babe", he says with a strained voice.
"You got to be fucking shitting me! What could have done this?", now I am pissed. I can't risk the guest getting sick. It could cause a war. Fuck my life shit.
" Babe please stop saying shit. I am sure it was the drinks since I have had nothing to eat at all yet", he said, flushing the toilet.
"I am going to light a shit load of candles. I don't want the whole house smelling like this and I will get to the bottom of this. Do not, and I repeat not don't tell Valenzano about this until it's over", I ordered.
"Jazz there is no way in hell I am going to tell my brother I was stuck on the toliet for the hwole morning", he said.
"Wait you have been taking a shit all morning? West it is almost twelve", I said begining to panic.
"Yes, babe. You asked me to check on the kitchen and I did. I decided to sample the drinks to make sure they were good enough", he said.
"West I didn't ask you to do that. But I am glad you did. If the Lunas and Betas would have drunk the drinks and the end result is this. It would surley start a war", I said.
"I know and when ever I get off the toilet I am going to kill who ever did this", he said and I just shook my head.
I ordered some guard to the kitchen to watch the food. Now I am not sure if someone put something in that as well", Goddess someone is going to die today I can feel it in my spirt.
After lighting one hundred candles, I mind link the doctor and told him to meet me in the main house kitchen. I told him about West's problem, and he went to check on him. When he came back, he told me that West must have unknowingly taken a bunch of animal laxatives. Who the hell put animal laxatives in anything in this pack house?
I know it was someone from the pack. The food is okay becasue I checked it. And due to the food being made and delivered by an outside kitchen it is safe. Who the hell would do something like this? And risk the rath of Valenzano. Clearly someone have a death wish.
I told him what West had to drink. The doctor said he would test the drinks. Than he advised me to have new drinks prepared elsewhere just in case. I told him to mind link me, then I asked my Omega to make some more drinks in the other kitchen. After this is done we are going to find out who did this. I went down stairs and poured the drinks out my self.
I ran back upstairs to get dressed. I have ten minutes before the guests arrive. Thank Goddess my room doesn't smell like wolf shit. I looked over and see West is on the bed looking like a big ass baby. I jump into the shower, did what I need to do, then got dressed. I put on a navy-blue jumpsuit, my hair was in a French braid, no makeup, and my black diamond earrings. While walking out the door, I got a mind link for the doctor telling me he found quite a large number of laxatives in all of the drinks.
Fuck who would put animal laxatives in four ten gallon pitchers? It had to be someone here because that was the only thing that was made in our kitchen. Once this is over, I will have to talk to Valenzano. He is going to lose his shit, and that Omega who made the drinks needs to be talked to. The bitch might just lose her life over this. And I could give two fucks.
"West the doctor said drink some milk to counteract the laxative", I said to him like it is no big deal.
"Wait, what laxative?", he asked shocked.
"Babe, don't tell Valenzano, I will explain later our guests are at the border", I said as I ran downstairs.
"No, Jazz said. what laxative?", he said sreaming.
"For the love of the goddess stop saying laxative. Everyone here have supper hearing and i dont waht this shit getting out",I siad annoyed with him.
"Well, at least tell me how long it is going to take to get out of my system?",he asked like I am a damn doctor or Vet.
"West, I don't know. Call the doctor and asked him", I said.
"Babe this is ll your fault", he said straining on the toliet. That caused me to stop.
"How the hell is this my fault?', I asked pissed off. I don't need this shit right now.
"Because you asked me to taste test the drinks", he siad still staining. Gross.
"I asked you to taste test, not drink a shit load of juice. And how does one drink a glass of, iced green tea, lemonade, green tea lemonade, sweet tea, orange and cranberry juice? West if it wasnt the laxative I would expect you to me on the toliet anyway", I said than left.
As soon as I make my way downstairs to the front door, I am greeted by Luna Nutri Bosco and Beta Dawn Fink of Dragon Moon Pack. Luan Nutri became close after they got over their issues. I have gotten to know her as well and she is a nice person. She is a loyal, caring Luna to her pack. We will all talk about life in general.
She and the other pack, Lunas and the female Beta, are excited about the baby shower. They have never been to one before, since baby showers are a human thing. As soon as we greeted each other, more guests arrived. We are ready for Valenzano to bring Cleo in for her surprise. We waited excitedly for them to walk through the door. Valenzano mind link me and said he and Cleo a right outside the door.
"Surpirse!", we all yell when Valenzano opened the door.
"Oh, my goddess. I almost peed on myself", Cleo said in shock.
We all burst out laughing. Even Valenzano laughed. Godess I hope she did not pee on her self. But she might have just a little.
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