A FOOL WHO URINATES INSIDE HIS COOKING ITEMS

As soon as the last of the humans pass through, Yaris gathered the remaining of his warriors with him, and they were about to pursue Horus when his gadget rang, and it was from the senate leader.
"Where are you, Yaris?"
"Still at the battlefield," Yaris answered back.
"What can you say about the scepter that was sent to us?"
"It was given to me by Horus, tested and confirmed by the scientist, and I handed it over to him and his warriors."
"Where is Horus now?" The voice asked back.
"With his human friends, I will soon capture him and bring him home."
"The scepter sent to us Is not the real one, Horus has fooled us again." The voice booming from the speaker attached to the Yaris gadget announced.
"How can it be fake? It was confirmed in my presence, and I saw it shattered into four pieces."
"Only Horus can explain what is going on, find him and the original scepter."
"I will need more warriors, as the humans against me are many."
"We have lost a lot of our warriors in seeking the scepter, I will talk to the necessary department and ten thousand warriors will be sent to you soon. But-" the voice at the other side of the call halted his speech, sighed, and resumed. "- we need a result, and we want it fast."
"Aye, I will deliver Horus and the scepter, just be quick in sending them."
"As soon as possible, Yaris." The senate leader let out, and the call was disconnected immediately.
Yaris smirked and muttered gibberish to himself for a while, then cried out to the Hoorays staring at him.
"We have been fooled again, the real scepter is with Horus and his human friends, and they will be unleashing it on top of the rock-" Yaris paused his speech, as the Hoorays with him looked dumbfounded at such possibilities.
"We saw the scepter with our eyes, and it's the real one!"
"It was tested by the scientist, and we are all witnesses!"
"Something is wrong somewhere!"
Yaris raised his human-like right arm, to hush the Hoorays and cried out. He glared at them for a while, then mumbled. "Am as a shock as you are, and only Horus can clear our doubt. I now order you to attack them with our weapons of death."
"Yes, death to the human race."
"We will kill them all."
"Let no one escape."
The now desperate Hoorays hopped after the humans, and their desperation can be seen in the swiftness of their hooping and their despairing looks.
A few minutes later, they emerged at the place where their five hundred comrades had fallen, and the Hoorays cried out at the horrific sight that welcome them.
Yaris glared at the corpses on the ground and lets out. "Add this to your anger and resentment of them, fight with all your strength, and keep remembering that life and death are the same, while life is a dream, death is the reality." Yaris stopped his speech, veered around, and let out."It doesn't matter if you live or die. What matter is the end, it justifies the means."
"Aye, the ends justify the means." The Hoorays cried back.
"Please, I don't want to die!" A shivering voice, belonging to a young and frightening-looking Hooray cried out from the back of the column. "Please send me back to our planet, I just got married, and I don't want to die without having an heir."
Yaris smiled, then walked through the line, towards the crying young warrior. "We all forfeited our life, and everything we have, the moment we stepped into the spaceship that brought us here." He put his hand on the shoulder of the shivering alien, tighten his grip, and said. "Am sorry, but you either kill, or get killed, but I will fight beside you and try to see if we can get you back home in peace, and not in pieces."
All the Hoorays jumped up and cried out with happiness at their commander's compassion. Contrary to their expectations, the commander had not only spared the young Hooray but also promised to fight beside him.
Such noble gesture is rare among them, and the young frightening alien would have instantly lost his head for his cowardice.
Unknown to Yaris, it was this noble gesture that saved his life this time around.
The Hoorays in-between Horus and Brenda were scared for a while at their dangerous position, and their leader instantly cried out. "We all have the weapons of death, and it will be cowardly to fight with it, can we all keep it aside, then fight fairly?"
"Would you have suggested a fair fight, if not in this situation?" Horus screamed back, then smirked at the Hooray's hypocrisy. "We will remember our rules and pride when we are in a better position to benefit from them, but we can fast in ignoring them when we have something to lose. Aren't the humans righteous than us, in every aspect?"
"You dare compare humans to your clan, shame on you, Horus!" The Hooray team leader exclaimed back.
"You heard me wrong, we are the real devil and humans are our victims," Horus replied. He walks close to his clan, raises his weapon, and targets it at the team leader's head. "Can you remind me of our two truths?"
"Aye," the alien answered back, he fidgeted for a while, then raised his weapon at Horus, and at that moment, a thousand bows and arrows were pointed at him, so he lowered it back, and resumed his speech. "We should love and respect mother nature, and we should love our fellow clan members as well."
"How many times have you fired the weapon in your hand?"
"Twice."
"Then you have hurt and disrespected mother nature twice because the weapon in your hand is poisonous to earth, and all the inhabitants of it. And not only the unfortunate human who you kill out of fear."
"We are not afraid!" Lots of voices cried back.
"But you are destroying your home, isn't it better to be a coward, than to be a fool who urinates inside his cooking items?"
"What can we do, Horus? You are aware of our rigid Constitution, and you know we are bound to obey the last order." The team leader asked.
"With all due respect, you are not better than Kira and Akira's puppet, if you know the truth, but you choose to follow liars, while you pretend that you are blind."
"What should we do, we have suffered to climb, and many of us died in the process. But what can we do?"
"Revolt."
"Revolt?" The Hoorays cried out with incredulity.
"Yes, tell Yaris you obey mother nature than his law, and you will either fight us in a fair fight, or you will surrender and join humans against him."
"Just like that?"
"Impossible!"
"That's treasonous offense!"
"I'm not part of this!"
"Hey!" The team leader cried out at his comrade, turned toward Horus, and let out. "All the Hoorays with name and all team leaders will discuss for a while and get back to you, until then, we asked for a truce for a while."
"Granted," Horus answered back.
At that moment, more Hoorays teleported into the midst of their comrades, and at that same moment, thousands of the jihadists started emerging out of the tiny hole, close to where Horus and his teams were standing. And in their hands, were thousands of bows and arrows with blazing light!