Chapter 324 - Stinky Men, If You Don't Believe Me, You Won't Be Good at Governing
Alexander: What?
They made him wear a wig, and he tolerated it. Now they want him to smear ink all over himself!
He has to smear ink on his face, neck, and hands - anywhere his skin is exposed. It would be better for him to just jump into an ink barrel.
Ink...
Isn't that thing really unsanitary? It's dirty and smelly!
Just as he was about to discuss with Ivy whether or not he could avoid smearing ink on his face, Ivy came up with a new response: as long as Owen is darker than Blake, my godmother will accept Blake.
Alexander: ...
Seeing the six ellipses, Ivy couldn't help but imagine all the possibilities of what Alexander wanted to say. She couldn't help but laugh.
She sent a funny voice message: "Alexander, I know you have OCD and don't want to smear ink, that's fine. Tomorrow morning, go to a makeup store and get a blackface makeup done. They have special makeup colors that are very sanitary. Don't come out with a smudged face. I just want you to be darker than Blake, smear every exposed skin black, ten times darker than Blake."
Alexander frowned and immediately called.
"Hey, Ivy, must it be done this way? Even if it's makeup, it's still dirty. Especially black, it's not easy to wash off when it's on your face. I don't want to have such a dirty face."
"Just use makeup remover, it's easy to wash off." Ivy tugged at the corner of her mouth. "Alexander, do you love me?"
"This has nothing to do with love. Whether I love you or not, it doesn't directly relate to whether or not I smear blackface makeup on my face, right?"
"It does!" Ivy said angrily.
Why is it so difficult to ask him to smear blackface? They're not even married yet, and it's already so difficult to ask for help. What will it be like after they get married?
No, she must conquer this man today!
"Alexander, will you help me with this favor or not?"
"I will, but there's no need for me to personally do it, right? Can't Ethan do it instead? After all, it wouldn't be clear what he looks like with his face all black." Alexander chuckled.
"Fine!" Ivy gritted her teeth and spat out a word.
Just as Alexander let out a relieved sigh, Ivy continued, "Actually, Ethan looks pretty good. I wouldn't mind giving him a chance."
Alexander immediately became cautious. "Ivy, what do you mean by saying that?"
"I don't mean anything. I just want to give myself more options. Alexander, I'm afraid you don't understand the market. Although I'm still an orphan and my identity hasn't changed, after a few live streams, I have become the biggest potential stock in the internet celebrity market. Trust me, there are more than enough people who want to pursue me, enough to orbit the Earth three times.
Other women might be burdened by their children, but my six children are adorable little internet celebrities that everyone loves. I don't know how many men are hoping to become fathers."
"Ivy!" Alexander was about to explode with anger.
But the sextuplets are his daughters, okay?
"I'm tired, going to sleep now. Goodbye."
"Goodbye." Ivy decisively hung up the phone.
In order to prevent Alexander from calling or sending messages, she switched her phone completely off.
Is cleanliness more important? Or is true love more important?
She believed that Alexander could make the right choice.
Stupid man, if you don't believe, you won't get better!
The next morning.
Ivy slept until she was naturally awoken...
When she turned her phone on, it was only 6:20.
Alexander's messages came one after another.
Message at 1 am: Ivy, I promised you, why did you turn off your phone?
Message at 2 am: Ivy, when will you turn on your phone? Turn it on quickly and reply to my messages.
3 am: Ivy, I can't sleep, you're not really looking for a stepfather for our children, are you?