Chapter 808 The God Who Made You a Toilet
"You... I refuse!" Little Attendant angrily threw the treasure chest down. "It was just a joke earlier, and you took it seriously! I have been cultivating in the spirit realm for hundreds of years, while you're just a newborn baby. How could I become your servant? I wouldn't serve you for eternity!"
"You broke your promise!" The thirty-sixth got angry, rolled up his baby sleeves, and was about to fight with Little Attendant.
"Don't be impulsive. Impulsiveness is the devil!" God didn't want his child to fight with others and had to show up.
He was surrounded by a golden light.
Little Attendant, having cultivated for hundreds of years, recognized the person in front of him from the aura alone.
"Greetings, God!" He immediately knelt down and kowtowed.
The 36 cute little ones were puzzled. This person was God? It was clearly their daddy!
Could it be that Daddy intentionally disguised himself as God to tease Little Attendant?
It must be so! That's what the children thought.
God's face turned cold as he said, "Little Attendant, because of your cultivation for hundreds of years, I will grant you the status of a god. Would you like that?"
"Yes, of course! Thank you for bestowing this title, God!" Little Attendant gratefully kowtowed repeatedly.
After finishing his kowtow, he still didn't know what kind of god he was, and he looked at God in confusion.
"God, what kind of god am I?" he asked.
"The god of toilets!" God said solemnly, "You will oversee all the toilets, big and small, in the mortal realm. Starting today, you will be sent to the mortal realm."
As soon as he finished speaking, Little Attendant's clothes changed. He wore a white robe with a golden belt in the middle. In his left hand, he held a golden broom, and in his right hand, a golden dustpan.
"How do you like this outfit I've given you?" God pointed to the broom and dustpan and said, "They are both made of pure gold!"
The little god child felt like crying but had no tears. He could only helplessly kneel and express his gratitude.
Before he could even get up, God kicked him out of the spirit realm.
"From now on, the spirit realm is yours. Play however you want," God said kindly with a smile.
The children were all a bit perplexed.
Perplexed, is this person really God or a father?
"Why are you all just standing there?" God extended his arms, "Come, let me hug you all!"
So, it turns out he is their father!
"Daddy..."
"Daddy..."
All 36 adorable kids rushed to his embrace.
They thought they couldn't hug their father if he moved slowly.
But unexpectedly, this father could create multiple clones?
In an instant, he turned into 36 fathers.
Each father held a child in his arms.
"Daddy, how can you turn into so many fathers?"
"Daddy is so powerful!"
Every child admired their father in their embrace.
"Hahaha..."
All 36 Gods laughed together, experiencing an unprecedented sense of satisfaction.
"Children!" God's voice resounded with a deep intonation, "Remember, your father is the most powerful person in the world, no one can surpass him!"
Amelia spoke softly, "Daddy, please don't say that, or else you'll be in trouble if God hears it."
"Hahaha..." God burst into laughter again, saying to the 36 adorable kids, "Now, go back to sleep, we'll meet again next time!"
As soon as his words fell, all 36 Gods disappeared simultaneously, and at the same time, the 36 cute kids automatically returned to their beds in the Ashford family's villa.
Alexander and Ivy's room.
Ivy was sleeping soundly when suddenly she woke up.
"Ivy, what's wrong?"
Ivy said anxiously, "I... I dreamt that God was punishing me because of the switcheroo incident."
Alexander gently patted Ivy and tenderly comforted her, "Don't worry, dreams are not real. I also just had a dream where I could split into 36 versions of myself, and each of them was holding a child."
"Haha..." Ivy burst into laughter, finding it extremely amusing, "How did you dream of such a thing?"
"How would I know? I also dreamt that..." Alexander suddenly lowered his voice, speaking softly, "I dreamt that I was God and bestowed a deity to a little apprentice in the spirit world. Can you guess what kind of deity it was?"
Ivy thought carefully and seriously, "God of books? God of trees? Household deity?"
Alexander shook his head with amusement, "Never mind, you won't be able to guess. Let me tell you, I dreamt that I made the little apprentice the god of toilets and granted him a golden broom and a golden dustpan."
"Hahaha, you're really good at dreaming, hahaha..."
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