Chapter 836 Coughing Up Lungs
"Sorry, sorry..." Alexander apologized repeatedly. "I just wanted to find a quiet place to calm down, but I didn't expect to encounter a tornado halfway. Worried about you and the child, I immediately turned back. Unfortunately, before reaching you, I was swept away to heaven by the tornado."
"It's alright, no need for explanations. I believe you are not that heartless!" Ivy said sweetly.
The couple embraced each other as if no one else was around, making the envy of all the gods in heaven except for God himself.
God's face turned sour, as if he had drunk a whole bottle of vinegar.
*Cough cough...* He dry coughed deliberately, trying to get their attention.
However, Alexander and Ivy seemed completely oblivious, as if they couldn't hear.
Their eyes met, filled with deep affection. The two handsome faces drew closer, as if they were about to kiss passionately at any moment.
*Cough cough... cough cough cough...*
God was about to cough his lungs out, but he still couldn't divert Alexander and Ivy's attention.
The divine healer, full of worry, started meddling again. "God, you must have hurt your internal organs when struck by that lightning. Shall I help you with some treatment?"
"No need!" God waved his hand dismissively.
Frustrated, he yelled directly at Alexander and Ivy, "Alexander, step aside! Ivy, do you know your sins?"
"What sins have I committed?" Ivy asked indignantly.
"You have committed numerous sins, don't you realize?" God pointed a finger at Ivy. "You used the Magic Pearl to resurrect people who should not have been revived, not just one or two, but seven or eight! What's more, using Satan's life-shortening pen that I granted him, you reduced Hannah's lifespan by 80 years, and..."
"Do you really have to bring up all these things?" Ivy held Alexander's hand and nonchalantly said, "If you want to punish me, do it on the spot, catch me in the act! It's been so long since everything happened, but you only come to accuse me now. It just makes people think that you bear grudges forever!"
The gods couldn't help but hide their laughter behind their hands. Ivy was indeed formidable.
God shouted in anger, "Just a while ago, did you send a lightning bolt towards the sky?"
Fearlessly, Ivy replied, "Yes, because someone up there sent a lightning bolt at me first. It's just tit for tat."
With a mischievous smile, she added, "By the way, God, with your great powers, can you investigate who that person was who struck me with lightning? Their aim is terrible, they missed me by half a meter!"
Once again, the gods couldn't help but laugh. How could Ivy be so witty?
God's anger made his liver ache, and his heart also ached when he saw Ivy tightly holding Alexander's hand.
Why was this woman so infuriating?
Flaunting their affection on Earth was one thing, but even in his own heaven, they had to display their love, right in front of all the gods, making the face of this God ache.
"Where should I put it?"
"Ivy provocatively asked, 'God, you said you're going to judge me. What crime did I commit?'"
"You'll be judged later! Alexander, you stand over there!" God pointed to the right direction.
Alexander obediently stood on the right, right beside the God of Medicine.
The God of Medicine stared at Alexander for a long time, looking gossipy. "You actually look exactly like God. How did you end up like this? Did your mother stare at a portrait of God every day when she was pregnant with you?"
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