Chapter 455 Temporary Naming
Maria quickly took out her identification card. "They forgot to bring their IDs, but I have mine. My name is Maria, and I am the owner of Clark Hotel. Blake is my husband, and these eight are my younger brothers-in-law."
The first security guard registered Maria's name and identification card number, then said to Blake and the others, "Since you didn't bring your IDs, please provide your names. After I register them, I will inform Mr. Ashford."
"Names!" the guard prompted.
The nine of them looked at each other, unsure of what to say. Blake, lacking confidence, said, "My name is Blake."
"Surname Hai?" the first security guard questioned, but still noted down Blake's name.
The second guard said, "Let's not make it too difficult for them. They are already in a tough situation. As long as they can provide a name, any name will do. After all, we need to follow the rules, and Mr. Ashford won't make things difficult for us."
The third guard added, "That's right. Besides, Ivy and Mr. Ashford haven't divorced yet. In name, she is still Mrs. Gong. It wouldn't be good for us to make things difficult for Mrs. Gong's family. What if Ivy comes back someday? The three of us would be in trouble!"
The first guard finally realized and softened his tone. "Alright, you all quickly give me your names, and then I will inform Mr. Ashford."
The second guard said, "I'm called Second Brother! The rest of them are Third Brother, Fourth Brother, Fifth Brother, Sixth Brother, William, Eighth Brother, Oliver. Just remember it like that."
The three security guards unanimously shook their heads, indicating that it was not acceptable.
The second guard patiently said, "From Second Brother to Oliver, they are clearly in order. If you don't want to reveal your real names, then use online handles or stage names. It can be a temporary name, but you still need to come up with a name. Otherwise, we will certainly lose our jobs!"
Names...
Second Brother, Third Brother, Fourth Brother, Fifth Brother, Sixth Brother, William, Eighth Brother, Oliver, all of them scratched their heads in contemplation.
They only knew numbers up to ten and could do simple calculations.
Even for temporary names, they could only choose characters within the range of ten!
"I'll do it. I'll come up with their names!" Maria took out her phone and searched for "good-sounding online handles." In the blink of an eye, countless names appeared on the screen.
Maria pulled Second Brother closer and said, "This is my second younger brother. His name will be... Universe Storage Box."
Then she turned to Second Brother and said, "From now on, you will be called Universe Storage Box. Remember your name, okay?"
"Uni... Universe... Storage Box? Isn't that a bit too long?" Second Brother struggled to write down the name.
Maria then pulled Third Brother over and said to the security guard, "This is my third younger brother. His name will be... Swiss Wen from Panthalassa Island."
She then asked Third Brother, "Do you remember your name?"
Third Brother replied, "Pan... What island... What Wen?"
"Forget it, it's fine if you can't remember. It's just temporary anyway," Maria shrugged indifferently.
She then pulled Fourth Brother over and said, "This is my fourth younger brother."
And she pulled Fifth Brother over, saying, "This is my fifth younger brother."
She also grabbed Sixth Brother, saying, "This is my sixth younger brother."
"I, I, what is my name?" William eagerly stepped forward.
Maria pointed at William and said, "My seventh uncle, called... let me dig up Shen Xiujin's grave."
William: "..."
Why are the previous names all about loving to eat this and that, but when it's my turn, it becomes about digging someone's grave?
Eighth uncle walked forward with anticipation and said, "Luna, give me a nice name, preferably about loving to eat something, I don't want to dig someone's grave."
Maria flipped through her phone and said, "Alright, my eighth uncle, your name is... Houjia, who loves eating pickled cabbage with pork bones."
Eighth uncle was extremely happy, "Sounds good, sounds good, I love eating pickled cabbage, it goes well with rice."
Oliver, like a child, jumped out and asked, "Luna, what is my name?"
Maria picked a username from a bunch and said to the security guard, "Ninth uncle, this is my youngest little uncle, called... Chang Sun, who loves eating red and green combinations."
Oliver was extremely excited, "Although it's a bit long, I like it! Yehey, I finally have my own name! I'm called... what was it about loving to eat?"
"Eating red and green combinations, Chang Sun!" Maria couldn't help but cry and laugh. It really is tough for these eight of them.
The security guard registering the names wrote until his hand was sore and murmured in grievance, "Do we really have to pick such long names? My hand is getting tired from writing..."
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